[Fin] Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread

[Cassie]

"Ay why don't you dispense what little charge you got to fill the others' charge? It may be just 1 but every charge counts! I suggest the slime bunny [4/8 rn] or Florien's summon [3/5 rn]"

[SmilyCube112]

"I won't lie - I am curious as to what that summon is. I've still got two charges, so, fuck it."

Blue Demon's Actions:
- Add Charge: Summon Spell [4/5] - Blue Demon adds some demon magic to it.
- Add Charge: ATOMIC BOMB [4/10] - Blue Demon then contributes to the funds with forged celebrity sponsorship/endorsement documents.

"You make kids proud. Truly, you do." War says, in a minorly sarcastic tone of voice.
"Hey, aren't those bombs the most powerful weapons in a war?"
"............" He's not wrong, War. "Me do what me do. Ok?" Fair enough.

War's Actions:
- Add Charge: Slime Bunny [6/8]

[awe921]

Awe realizes that he has created an opportunity ripe for humongous amounts of trolling, and decides to double charge DUMMY HEAL [2/3].
... then he throws Dummy Heal's charges into the Slime Bunny charge, making it [8/8].

"the preparations are ready! come forth, Slime Bunny!"

Awe slams his staff down on the ground!
... nothing happens. Pretty sure someone in the party, or the GM themselves are convinced that charge was a dud.

But then, the sky turns gray, as the clouds part like a wound in the cosmos. Sunlight casts down upon a soon to be filled spot of grass, as Awe's summon gracefully lands from the skies, flapping it's adorable angelic wings along the way.

The angelic feathers descend down onto the party, attempting to apply regeneration!

As the blinding sunlight fades out (and the dramatic clouds leave too, with the grace of a business parking lot emptying itself), a cute slime bunny falls down onto the floor, it's feathers now gone. It is ready to heal for anyone who needs it.

---

Awe then throws a skeleton onto Florien's general direction, completing Florien's summon.

NON-CREDIT-STEALING PET [5/5]

---

Awe, looking at what the spooky doctor did, decides to mimic his weak, but reliable healing group spell as his direct action. Maybe he can get more results across the party with this?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

.. Alright. Let's get to work.

Direct Attack:
MP proceeds to increase and decrease gravity on the Godmodder to slam them into the ground... multiple times.

Charge Application in progress.. (2/3 charges used)
Grand Raccoon (11/20) (Evolution Refinement in progress...)
Atomic Bomb (5/10) (Accelerating government subsidies...)

[Florien]

The corrupted summoning spell of Raid Florien activates, as an ATV driven by a driver in all the appropriate gear bursts forth from the ground. ([5/5] and activated.)



Ted wasn't sure how he'd ended up in an active warzone against a Godmodder, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear...

Ted is here to wreak havoc via advanced ATV combat and proper use of sufficient protective gear. With the power to defeat multiple dragons at once with sheer safety-consciousness, surely the Godmodder won't stand a chance.

[awe921]

Awe cannot help but shed a single tear at the sight of Ted.
"holy shit, he's loaded."

[SmilyCube112]

"Oops. Thought I made 'em stronger. Does corruption count as a strength boost?"
"Not sure."
"Wait, we just used charged stuff, right?" Here we go......

War's Action:
- Horseback Charge {Instant Use}

[wingedcatgirl]

* Political Science Florien's attack!

... you what-

Political Science Florien yeets a grenade at the stinky fires, hoping to extinguish them. This is gonna be a mess -

* The stinky fire is scattered wildly! ... Gross lmao

* Knuckles.EXE takes 27 fire damage!

* Awe takes 12 fire damage!

* The Godmodder takes 26 grossout damage!

* Tails.EXE takes 15 grossout damage!
* Knuckles.EXE takes 26 grossout damage!

* Awe takes 15 grossout damage!
* MX takes 27 grossout damage!

... It looks like it just scattered the stinky flames around and didn't have any real effect on them.

* Cassie's attack!

Cassie tries spraying the arena with dry ice. That

might actually work50%

, or it

might somehow make things worse20%

-

* The stinky flames are smothered!

oh, good, it worked. Yeesh. That was gross.

* Cassie's

Summon Upgrade80%

!
* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* Knuckles.EXE evolves into Chaotix!
* Robotnik.EXE evolves into Starved!
* Xenophanes evolves into Minus Xenophanes!
* Sunky.MPEG evolves into Sunky the Ultimate!

Tails.EXE weeps a single shining tear for his failure to embrace the upgrade.

* Awe's Summon Slime Bunny!

A cute little squishy guy descends from outside existence,

attempting to give everyone regen80%

.

* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* No effect on Chaotix!
* Starved gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Minus Xenophanes gains the effect of Regeneration!
* No effect on Sunky the Ultimate!
* War's Horse gains the effect of Regeneration!

* Awe gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Cassie gains the effect of Regeneration!
* MX gains the effect of Regeneration!
* BF gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Raid Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Image Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Political Science Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Blue Demon gains the effect of Regeneration!
* War gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Jupiter gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Playing gains the effect of Regeneration!

* Raid Florien's Summon Non-Credit-Stealing Pet!

A behelmeted man on an ATV vrooms in from somewhere. "Godmodder, eh? I've seen bigger."

* Ted joins the battle!

* War's attack!

The oldies are the goodies - War hoists his weapon and charges the Godmodder head-on!

* Direct hit! The Godmodder takes 216 slashing damage! ... War uses a sword, right? Nobody ever specified that.

---

Tails.EXE, irritated that he's the only one to miss out on the summon upgrade, heals angrily this round.

* Tails.EXE uses Cure I!
* Image Florien recovers 32 HP!

* Chaotix's attack! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage!

Chaotix throws another damn rock.

"Wow, that's fucking annoying!" After three underwhelming attacks, Chaotix seems to have decided that enough is enough! ... he's throwing more rocks. But like, faster.

* The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 6 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 12 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 15 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 323 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 252 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 4 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 247 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 7 bludgeoning damage!
* ... Uh, that adds up to 998, for the record.

* Starved's attack!

"Go, my Badniks!" Starved points at the Godmodder with a vicious grin, and a swarm of flying mosquito Badniks appear out of somewhere and rush the Godmodder.

* The Godmodder takes 84 draining damage!

And with another gesture, Starved sends the mosquitoes to use the stolen essence for his eeeeeeeeevil schemes. Which in this case is healing War.

* War recovers 42 HP!

* Minus Xenophanes's attack!

Minus Xenophanes, looking bored, smacks the Godmodder a few times.

* The Godmodder takes 82 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 111 bludgeoning damage!

* Ted's attack!

Straighforward, nice and simple - Ted takes out a bazooka and launches it at the Godmodder.

* The Godmodder takes 153 explosive damage!

* Sunky did more things!

... seriously what is this hedgehog doing -

---

* The Godmodder's attack!

Why is everyone ganging up on me?! I only want to conquer your realm! This is so unfair!

Before anyone can point out the utter absurdity of that sentence, a wave of mind-scrambling energy floods the field.

* The Godmodder uses Brain Scrambler!

* Tails.EXE's

brain is scrambled40% on NPCs

!
* Chaotix's brain is scrambled!
* Starved is unaffected!
* Minus Xenophanes is unaffected!
* Sunky the Ultimate F#IUNWEVb09OGJI there's there's there's

Oh, fucking - The Godmodder barely gets their arms up in a defensive stance before Sunky gets behind them and screeches mind-scrambling energy directly into their ear.

* The Godmodder's brain is scrambled!

* War's Horse is unaffected!
* Ted

is unaffectedHe brought safety gear!

!

* Awe

is unaffected20% on PCs

!
* Cassie's brain is scrambled!
* MX is unaffected!
* BF is unaffected!
* Raid Florien is unaffected!
* Image Florien is unaffected!
* Political Science Florien is unaffected!
* Blue Demon's brain is scrambled!
* War is unaffected!
* Jupiter is unaffected!
* Playing is unaffected!

---

* The Godmodder takes 224 poison damage!

* Minus Xenophanes recovers 11 HP!

* Awe recovers 11 HP!
* MX recovers 10 HP!
* BF recovers 11 HP!
* Image Florien recovers 12 HP!
* Political Science Florien recovers 8 HP!
* Blue Demon recovers 9 HP!
* War recovers 8 HP!
* Playing recovers 12 HP!

Godmodder: 976,250/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- PSYCHIC VULNERABILITY UP -- SCRAMBLED

Tails.EXE: 85/100 -- BUFFED -- SCRAMBLED
Chaotix: 9/100 -- SCRAMBLED
Starved: 100/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Minus Xenophanes: 63/100 -- REGEN
Sunky the Ultimate: 78/100 -- THINGS???
War's Horse: 100/100 -- REGEN
Ted: 100/100

Awe: 84/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Cassie: 100/100 -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
MX: 63/100 -- REGEN
BF: 89/100 -- REGEN
Raid Florien: 100/100 -- REGEN
Image Florien: 78/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Political Science Florien: 54/100 -- BUFFED -- REALISTIC -- REGEN
Blue Demon: 73/90 -- BLOOD SWORD -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
War: 91/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- REGEN
Playing: 88/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN

Arena Effects: Nothin here babes!

* ... The hell's gonna happen now with all this brain-scrambling?

[awe921]

"... shit, uh, okay, that's not good. i think?"

Awe turns back to his battle party. "rrright, um. does anyone have a plan?"
"as in, us! who didn't get our brains scrambled into an omelette by whatever that was."

[Florien]

Do you only have one line, aggresso the warmonger, or truly do you? I've got a future to run with hegemony, and the only place for violence there will be against the citizens who defy my libertarian police state!

While ranting, Political Science Florien enriches uranium. Atomic bomb [6/10].

Meanwhile, the Image Florien continues to ignore warnings from the USCPSC and summon the grand Raccoon. The sound of waves can be heard in the background, and a beach is quickly forming around the Image Florien as the sky begins to darken. The attention has been got. [12/20]

Raid Florien starts ranting about a conspiracy theory about some show or other, clearly leading into something.

British Mafia Whodunnit Murder Mystery [1/4]

Political Science Florien dumps the less useful radioactive elements, such as Polonium, into the Godmodder's trenchcoat pockets, inflicting radiation poisoning.

[Cassie]

Clarity Melody (1/4) - BF prepares himself to sing to shake the scrambling off of all of his allies.

Meanwhile...

"Rrrrrrreh-RAAAAAAAAGH-"

oh god the scrambling seems to have destabilised Cassie emotionally

[SmilyCube112]

"fuck this SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"
"Eh. This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently."
"Well I'm NOT okay with this, SHITHEAD!!!"
"Well, perhaps you play support for time being.
"play support? PLAY SUPPORT?!?!"
"Yes. See if anyone need more charge."
"When I'm trying to summon one of the Sins?"
"Use one on summon, two on other people's charges."

Blue Demon's Action:
- Unholy Summoning {2/4}

War's Action:
- Weapocendiary {2/15}

[awe921]

Awe's staff gleams a pleasant green, as he double-charges the Clarity Melody. [3/4]

---

"i don't think we're gonna do well if we don't start getting ourselves some extra equipment."

Awe twirls his staff... and then dials the local hardware store to check if they have any tinfoil in stock. EQUIPMENT: TINFOIL PROTECTORS [2/10]
Blocks any future psychic attacks from taking effect.

[SmilyCube112]

"Little mortal speaks truth. More equipment needed."
"Yea, no shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit sherlock. What can I do, thogh?"
"Erm, is your brain having aneurysm?"
"NO."
Aqua said, with neither him or War noticing storm clouds beginning to gather. Yea, I'm back - I was forced to end my vacation early, just to nar—hol up, what did that GM just say?

---

[Flashback]
Why is everyone ganging up on me?! I only want to conquer your realm! This is so unfair!
[End Flashback]

---

"Wait, what? HOW DIS UNFAIR?! GODMOD IS HYPOCRITE!!" War says, in justifiable anger.
"Yea, yer right - THIS is just making it fairer. HE is the unfair one."
Agreed. War, Blue De—no, I'll refer to him by name now. Aqua, while I can only narrate what is happening, I will ensure it gets narrated correctly.

Aqua's Action:
- Unholy Summoning - {4/4}

With that, the summoning is complete, and from the Sinful Calling Glyph, comes the avatar of avarice, Gerald Ender, AKA Greed.

"Oi, why'd I get summoned? Ya need my help?"
"Because this cheating hypocrite needs to die. They're a Godmodder."
"Oh, I see. Then let's take his fun away."

[Cassie]

Direct:

Status-Aligned Blast: Cassie fires a great, dangerous beam that's unavoidable if both the wielder and the target share at least 1 of the same status effect. Current target? The GM.

Charged (3 out of 3):

Great Raccoon [13/20] - MX starts taunting whatever is trying to taunt at Image Florien.

STOMP [1/5] MX prepares himself-

Oh wait he's doing the stomp as part of the taunt.

Charge Sacrifice: STOMP [1/5] transfered to Great Raccoon [14/20]

[awe921]

Awe tosses his remaining charge onto the Great Raccoon! [15/20]

---

For his direct action, Awe twirls his staff around, casting a simple, rather weak multi-heal.

[Whistle]

Jupiter prepares a couple of salvos.

Great Raccoon [16/20]
Weaponcendiary [3/15]
Atomic Bomb [7/10]

Unfortunately for him, these may not work... so he has to prepare something else.

Enter... the DIAMOND THOOORD.

He holds it in his mouth and pounces at the Godmodder, hoping the attack will hit in just the precise way to ensure it actually works... but...

[awe921]

"come on, someone charge Clarity Melody."

[SmilyCube112]

Awe's call for help did not reach these three, who were too busy dealing with Aqua being mindfucked. Greed, just for shits and giggles, decides to steal something while War deals with Aqua.

Greed's Action:
- Stolen Status {Instant Use}

[Florien]

Meanwhile, the Floriens are too busy planning to reave destruction and chaos...

when the Raid Florien sees what's going on.

"oh, fine. I'll finish the rant later. But rest assured, it WILL prove something."

>transfer Murder Mystery charge into Clarity Melody [4/4]

[Cassie]

CLARITY MELODY ACTIVATING...

BF sings out a single high note that unscrambles everyone who got scrambled.