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Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - wingedcatgirl - 03-30-2022

One day, a Godmodder barged into your forum and started blasting everyone to smitheroons. You should probably do something about that.

HAO 2 PLAEY:
  • First the Godmodder gets a move, then each player gets a move. The Godmodder's next move generally happens about two days after the first player's countermove (depending mostly on when we can get some time to write it).
    • For the Godmodder, a move consists of whatever the Godmodder feels like doing. NPCs will also take their actions at this time.
    • For players, a move consists of one normal, uncharged, direct action (attack or heal) and up to three action charges - either starting a charged action or charging an already-started action, theirs or another's. (Once an action is fully charged, unleashing it is free, but only for the player who started it.) Actions with no combat relevance are free. All actions should be roleplayed - it's more fun that way! ūüėĀ
  • Charged attacks can deal direct damage, heal allies, summon NPCs, bestow beneficial statuses on the players, inflict detrimental statuses on the Godmodder, or anything else you feel like doing - but how well they do it depends on how many charges it required. The number of charges a charged attack requires is declared when the attack is started.
  • You can bring in as many player characters as you like, at any time - but each player will always be restricted to the same one attack and three charges per move. If you want reinforcements, summon NPCs or invite friends to join the game.
  • You can spread your actions in a move out into multiple posts, for dramatic effect or strategic ordering or any other reason, but again, same action limit applies.
  • Doing the same thing repeatedly will become ineffective quite quickly. Get creative.
  • The OOC thread is over here.



With a crackle and swirl of magical energy, an edgy-looking youth in a trenchcoat with dozens of katanas strapped to their back materializes, floating in the air.

Nice place you've got here. Mind if I conquer it?

* The Godmodder appears. Tremble in despair, for all is lost.

Godmodder: 1,000,000/1,000,000


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - awe921 - 03-30-2022

Awe921 steps up to the plate!

[Image: aweknife.png]

With it's power scaling off his time lurking (read: forgetting this forum exists), he unleashes a sneak attack on the Godmodder with a barrage of a hundred-ish shurikens [THAT LOOK LIKE KNIVES] (or something like that, I lost count)

As he spent 3 weeks and a half not posting, his attack gains... an arbitrary powerup! Yes! How much does his attack's power increase?... probably by 12, I guess! 12 hundreds? 12 thousands? I dunno!


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 03-31-2022

"Easy."

Armed with ten hundreds of new blades, Playing takes a silver one.

"Sword's sharpened, handle is not bent."

He then throws it, blade's wooden handle closer to the heavens.

Playing scoots back, contemplating if blade will injure the godmodder.

A new red item catches the boy's focus. He grabs it and he cloaks it.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - SmilyCube112 - 03-31-2022

A newcomer steps forward. It be a royally pissed-off blue-skinned demon, who is wanting to take out his anger on someone. So, he just decides to make a nearby lake levitate itself to above him, and it takes some time to change shape.

(Charged Attack - 1/2).


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Despair's Archon of Memes - 03-31-2022

A... certain figure arises from the ashes of the Trouble Cube... Infamous for their inability to actually HOST a DTG thread, and as a result, their godmodding abilities have diminished to the point of being almost nonexistent... Alas, they're here to help anyway... MP!

... So it goes. ENGAGE.

MP manifests several objects from thin air... Including multiple bats, swords, and magic artifacts... From these, they grab a crossbow and a railgun, immediately firing bolts at the Godmodder and charging up energy for the Railgun...

>Direct Attack: Crossbow bolts

>Charged Attack: Railgun (1/5)


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Cassie - 04-01-2022

A distinctly faceless human shows up.

"Aw hell, what is this?" They think to themself.

>Direct: Clonk

DESCRIPTION: strikes the enemy with a random, empty can at a distracting position.

>Charged: SCP-3426 (1/34)

DESCRIPTION: Create "perception vortexes" that draw the attention of the Pattern Screamers by causing the opponent to perceive them. Eventually, reality completely disintergrates upon the opposition.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - wingedcatgirl - 04-01-2022

* Awe's attack!

Awe leaps from the shadows and pelts the Godmodder with shurikens and/or knifes! His stealth bonus increases the damage and hit rate!

* 118 damage to the Godmodder!

* Playing's attack!


The blade soars high into the sky... and vanishes. The Godmodder rolls their eyes.

* MP's attack!

Using his vestigial powers from his time as the previous Godmodder, MP looses a bolt directly at the Godmodder's eyes. They draw one of their katanas and bisect it in midair!

* The Godmodder parries! 0 damage!

* Cassie's attack!


Cassie chucks a random piece of trash at the Godmodder. They just stare blankly.

* 1 damage to the Godmodder!

... While they're distracted with that, Playing's blade falls back down and hits them square in the noggin!

* 76 damage to the Godmodder!

Hmhmhm... not bad. I almost felt that.

Godmodder: 999,805/1,000,000

* Remember that you get one attack and three distinct charges each move!


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - SmilyCube112 - 04-01-2022

The angery blu demon's water has finished changing shape into a spear, and he launches it straight at the Godmodder's chest.

> Aqua Spear (Charged Attack - 2/2)


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Florien - 04-01-2022

A wild Florien zones in, armed only with bullshit mechanics and increasingly deranged-sounding theories about various works of fiction. And a critrate somehow over one hundred percent due to a bizarre combination of unexpiring buffs and equipment. And magic. And a lot of weapons actually.

"Wait so I can charge three distinct attacks AND attack at the same time? Sounds potentially dangerous. Like the British Mafia in every muder mystery show ever."

Calling upon ancestral powers of lead DOT providing and DPS Parsefucking, from the game of the week-long raid, the Florien quickly drops two DOTs and fires its burnbar, while renaming a pet skeleton "MP" to steal DPS in the parse, Everquesting the shit out of everything.

Poison-based dot [1/6]
Necrotic-based dot [1/6]
Creditstealing Pet [1/3]

"Bless clicky, bless clicky, bless clicky, critrate buff, critrate buff, crit damage buff, crit damage buff, resist drop, vulnerabalize, snare, weaken, BOOM, Lifeburn, lifetap, gingerbread pet from the one holiday event three years ago, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky, clicky, nuke, nuke, big nuke, modrod to recover mana, swarmpet, petbuff, feigndeath to drop aggro... BLEH I AM DEAD"

A hail of PS2 looking spell effects fly around the battlefield, most of the negative looking ones targeting the Godmodder, along with an army of tiny skeletons and one big skeleton all viciously swarming towards the Godmodder, as the Florien fakes its own death to avoid taxes (and death)


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - awe921 - 04-01-2022

[Image: awecharge.png]

Awe921 soon loses his sneak attack bonus, deciding to invest his magicks into the charge of Florien's vaguely MMO-like DoTs. This probably risks him getting banned for 'EXPLOITING' and 'whipping out moves not in the game', but who the hell cares?

Poison-based dot [2/6]
Necrotic-based dot [2/6]
Creditstealing Pet [2/3]

[Image: awehandblast.png]

Awe921 then lets loose a spread shot of vaguely Playstation-controller-like symbols! The X isn't there because it's currently in the center of a violent dispute between major gaming companies and their controller designs.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Whistle - 04-01-2022

Arriving from the background of the forums, Jupiter appears with a loud MEOOOOOWWWWWW.

Poison-based dot [3/6]
Necrotic-based dot [3/6]
Creditstealing Pet [3/3]

He stares deeply into the Godmodder's eyes and flops belly-up.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Despair's Archon of Memes - 04-01-2022

MP, unfazed by the teleport, gets out a mysterious grimoire, starting off with a simple fireball...

> Direct Attack: Fireball

They then begin to cast Haste spells to aid in the assistance of other charged attacks, making sure to charge their railgun as well...

Poison-based DoT (4/6)
Necrotic-based DoT (4/6)
Railgun (2/5)


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Cassie - 04-02-2022

The faceless guy (Cassie, for ease of future reference) is surprised that the distraction seemed to actually do something.

"Hmh. Maybe I should try again at another point."

In the meantime...

CHARGED:

> SCP-3426 (2/34) - Breach open another perception vortex.
> Poison-based DoT (5/6) - DEBUG-COMPRESS PROGRAM USED. LOAD SPEED INCREASED.
> Necrotic-based DoT (5/6) DEBUG-COMPRESS PROGRAM USED. LOAD SPEED INCREASED.

DIRECT:

> Dullahan's Missile - Cassie pulls out a white, thin, gleaming blade, and spins himself hard as he lets the blade slice clean through his neck, decapitating him and sending his head flying right at one of the GM's eyes.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - wingedcatgirl - 04-02-2022

* Blue demon's Aqua Spear!

The blue demon launches the lake-sized projectile at the Godmodder, who raises their arms in a defensive stance! The spear splashes all over them, but their face was protected from the worst of the soaking.

* 201 damage to the Godmodder!

* Florien's attack!


The skeleton army charges the Godmodder, inflicting a death of a thousand cuts!

* 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! 1 damage to the Godmodder! ... That's 16 total, okay?

... unfortunately, it seems most of them fumbled their attacks.

* Awe's attack!

Ugh, PlayStation? Gross! Sega is the only video game brand worth acknowledging!

The Godmodder raises a shield of some kind and blocks the flurry of symbols.

* The Godmodder parries! 0 damage!

* ... but they took 30 psychic damage from having to acknowledge a brand they dislike!

* Jupiter's attack!


Oh, no, a kitty? I'm allergic to adorableness!

* The Godmodder suffers 45 damage from allergies!

* MP's attack!


A simple fireball. A classic for a reason. The Godmodder bisects the flame with one of their katanas, but of course the heat still damages them.

* 66 damage to the Godmodder!

* Cassie's attack!


Cassie takes the unorthodox tactic of decapitating himself at the Godmodder.

Argh, what, gross, I'm covered in blood?!

* 25 damage to the Godmodder!

* ... plus 49 psychic damage from being covered in icky blood!


Ugh... You guys are more dangerous than I thought. I might have to take another breath to get through this fight. Their eyes narrow as their gaze passes over Florien, still feigning death.
The most dangerous one seems to have collapsed on its own...Success! (70% chance)
I guess I'll have to wallop you.


* The Godmodder's attack!

They launch a ki blast at Awe, which explodes into a massive fireball, leaving behind a crater and a very unpleasant-looking Awe.

* 940 damage to Awe! Awe got hurt and collapsed...

* Awe recovers 28 HP.

Godmodder: 999,373/1,000,000
Awe: -812/100 -- INCAPACITATED

* Incapacitated fighters can't attack! Get them back up ASAP! As with attacks, you can heal directly or with a charged technique, but you still have the same total action limit. They'll also slowly heal on their own.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - awe921 - 04-02-2022

"AUGHHH!!--" Awe braces for impact, but alas, he has unfortunately become a Dragon Ball reference against his will.

[Image: awedead.png]

Awe has collapsed...


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Florien - 04-02-2022

The Florien gets back up, looking very not dead all of a sudden.

"Oh cool guess I'm back up now"

CREDITTHIEF PET (charged by others) IS GO! It charges in, swinging a sword and coopting parse-damage with all the strength of something strong, ready to take credit for what other people do.

The dots finish casting.

Poison-based dot [6/6]

Necrotic-based dot [6/6]

and both activate.

"Ha! Those have crits on every tick! Oh, should probably fix that guy over there. Where the hell is our cleric? What kind of raid is this?"

Raise Dead on Awe [1/3]

And instead of launching a direct attack... "DAMAGE SHIELD!"

As a shield bubble appears to protect the Raid Florien from the likely incoming attacks.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 04-03-2022

Playing looks up at the sword.

"I'll get the crimson item."

Playing reveals, drops it onto a crate of juice boxes. Liquid from the plastic crate puddles around the arena.

"Darn. Cell phone's now dead. Need to express this to my repairman."

Playing, taping his hands, moves the big object three tiny, tiny centimeters. He then throws it heavenward. The noise of iron battering against an unknown material rings heavily.

Playing looks up, as the thing falls, descending downwards to ... THE GODMODDER???

Playing then gets more swords from his pockets, ready to have swords land on the man who wants to explode every last being here. Swords climb even higher.

Then, swords amalgamate near object, item's cut. Blades combine, make a bigger horde. Each silver blade is pointing perpendicular to him.

Playing then sits down inside destroyed box, puddle under his legs.

"Yes! Oh yes!"


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Cassie - 04-03-2022

Quickly enough, Cassie's head is sent flying back at him, and he quickly grabs it and forcefully reattaches it to the rest of his body.

"Good thing all of my body parts can move on their own when seperated..."

CHARGED:

> Raise Dead Awe [2/3] - SPELL SPEED ACCELERATED.
> SCP-3426 [3/34] - Turn on the view feed of a drone that's viewing a planet that's been ravaged by Pattern Screamers.
> Railgun [3/5] - Cassie sticks a bunch of batteries into it.

DIRECT:

> TEAR GAS BOMB - Cassie yeets some tear gas grenades right at the GM's nose and groin, aiming to completely blind the GM and completely minimise their accuracy.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Whistle - 04-03-2022

Jupiter notices the incapacitated Awe and decides to go and help her out.

CHARGED:

> SCP-3426 (4/34)
> Railgun (4/5)
> Raise Dead Awe (3/3)

Afterward, he decides to go on the defense, raising a shield against the GM's attacks and hissing.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Despair's Archon of Memes - 04-03-2022

...RAILGUN AT 80% POWER.

... Not yet.

MP first fires a direct Attack at the Godmodder, sending a tornado right at the Godmodder...
>Direct Attack: Tornado

THEN, does MP complete the charge of the RAILGUN...
Railgun (5/5)
CHARGE COMPLETE.
MP proceeds to stuff a sword right in between the prongs of the RAILGUN and prepares to fire...

Assistance in attacks in progress...
SCP-3426 (5/34) (send out several satellite drones to the location of SCP-3426 and establish the foundation to an orbital base)

INITIATING SUMMON...
Ultimate Summon (1/100) (an as-of-yet unknown summoning ritual that takes a lot of charges... But surely, it's going to be worth it... Right?)


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - SmilyCube112 - 04-03-2022

The blue demon looks to Awe and sarcastically says "Well you were worth every cent. Truly, you were." He then makes the water around the GM float up, and has it take a sword shape.
>Direct Attack: Sword of Atlantis.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - wingedcatgirl - 04-05-2022

* Florien's credit-stealing pet!

With an obscure trick, the pet steals the credit for the Godmodder's previous attack, and turns it against them!

* 940 damage to the Godmodder!

* Florien's Poison VI!
* Florien's Necrosis VI!


The Godmodder starts dripping some unhealthy-looking black goo.

... Ew.

* Playing's... uh...

...

You cannot comprehend the true form of Playing's attack! 117 damage to the Godmodder!

* Cassie's attack!


With a yeet, the tear gas explodes in the Godmodder's face!

It seems to have reacted badly with Florien's DoT spells... oh, but that's a good thing in this context, isn't it!

* 128 damage to the Godmodder!

* Jupiter's assistance!  Awe recovers 267 HP!

* MP's attack!


MP whips up a tornado and sends it at the Godmodder... but they swiftly dodge it!

Joke's on you, I played Snowgrave!

* Miss! 0 damage to the Godmodder!

* MP's Railgun!


With a noise that can only be described as *railgun noise*, the railgun ejects the sword at a speed defying human comprehension!

* Critical hit! 1,924 damage to the Godmodder!

* Blue demon's attack!


The blue demon swings a blade of water at the Godmodder, who dodges it almost without looking.

* Miss! 0 damage to the Godmodder!

What is this segment? Water blades is the same.

* The Godmodder takes 227 damage from poison!
* The Godmodder takes 282 damage from necrosis!
* Awe recovers 47 HP.


Godmodder: 995,755/1,000,000
Awe: -498/100 -- INCAPACITATED
Florien's shield: ???/???
Jupiter's shield: ???/???

* If you think this game contains anything resembling balance, think again.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Cassie - 04-05-2022

CHARGED:

> SCP-3426: (6/34) - TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT AMPLIFIED
> Healing Laser Rifle: (1/4) - "GUYS, HELP ME QUICKCHARGE MY HEALING RIFLE WE NEED AWE BACK ASAP!"
> Quadruple Quarrel (Summon): (1/20) - With every fifth of the bar of the summon value being filled, the following characters in order are summoned: Soul Tails, Soul Knuckles, Soul Robotnik, Xenophanes, and Sunky.

DIRECT:

> Bait and HYPER-Counter: Aggro the Godmodder into using their primary attack towards you. If the attack is nonfatal, you'll damage them back at twice the damage, if the attack is fatal, you'll damage them back at QUADRUPLE the damage, in addition to doubling the chances of the Godmodder missing.

btw smily you can have up to three charged attacks at once in a single post


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - Florien - 04-05-2022

"Discharge Raise Dead. Casting. Complete. Welcome back to the not-dead world."

Activate Raise Dead on Awe. (charged 3/3)

"Annnd... excellent. Hey fun fact, unnecessarily powerful one! You're probably going to die! At some point!"

The Raid Florien, after firing the raise dead, whips out some vulnerability spells.

Vulnerability to Necrotic [1/2]

Vulnerability to Poison [1/2]

And then tries to get the burnbar functioning at full capacity, instead of the pathetic showing it made last time when it was just pets.

Activate the BURNBAR [1/10]

Then the Florien throws a snare-dot at the Godmodder as a direct attack, because tripping up opponents is just one of the perks of Spell Crime.


RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - awe921 - 04-05-2022

And then there's Awe!

He's dead.

[Image: awedead.png]