[Fin] Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread

[Whistle]

Jupiter tries to help the fallen Awe.

Vulnerability to Poison [2/2]
Activate the BURNBAR [2/10]
Healing Laser Rifle [2/4]

And then, from behind his shield, he comes up with an attack...

...

...

Stink breath.

[SmilyCube112]

Blue Demon is now 200% angery, but is aware that attacking is now getting nowhere. So, he takes what water he has left, and creates a Hydro Wall as a layer of defence. He then uses Demonic Summoning to summon some backup.

- Blue Demon has summoned reinforcements! -
- Horseman of War has arrived! -

The Blue Demon shoots the GM a smug look, as War readies these attacks:

Charged Attacks:
- Mega Strike (1/2)
- Omega Charge (1/4)

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Direct Attack: Scythe Throw (MP throws a large scythe like a boomerang...)

Charged Attacks:
Ultimate Summon (2/100) (MP draws a giant summoning circle for preparations... candles and all.)
Healing Laser Rifle (3/4) (MP tosses a Medigun to Cassie in order to incorporate to their Healing Laser Rifle...)
Quadruple Quarrel (2/20) (MP proceeds to download the roms of every single Sonic.exe instance they can find to a hard drive, then tosses that hard drive to Cassie.)

[wingedcatgirl]

* Cassie readies for an attack!

* Florien's Raise Dead! Awe is fully revived!

* Jupiter's attack!

The cat realizes that Awe is already revived and opts to use a damaging move instead. And it's a pungent one... the cat leaps up into the Godmodder's face and breathes his stinky breath at them.

Argh no catbreath whyyyy

* 101 damage to the Godmodder!

* Blue Demon's Hydro Wall!

A wall of water rises, joining the energy bubble and the kity hisses.

* MP's attack!

Swooce! A blade to the face while coughing from kitty breath, and the Godmodder is too distracted to defend!

* Critical hit! 192 damage to the Godmodder!

---

Ugh, you guys are annoying -

especially you, you weird little abomination thingy.Success! (75% chance)

They're talking about Cassie, if that wasn't clear.

* The Godmodder's attack!

The Godmodder pulls a bazooka out from somewhere and blasts Cassie with it.

* Cassie's HYPER-Counter!

Cassie uses the explosion blast to fling himself into the Godmodder's face, searing their soul with unholy conceptual fire!

* 2284 damage to the Godmodder!
* 571 damage to Cassie! Cassie got hurt and collapsed...
* 0 damage to Florien! (144 shielded)
* 0 damage to Awe! (transcendent)
* 0 damage to Jupiter! (121 shielded)
* 0 damage to Blue Demon! (137 shielded)
* 0 damage to MP! (99 shielded)
* Florien's shield shattered!

---

* The Godmodder takes 285 damage from poison!
* The Godmodder takes 264 damage from necrosis!
* Cassie recovers 143 HP.


Godmodder: 992,629/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- NECROTIC
Awe: 100/100 --

TRANSCENDENTRecently resurrected and temporarily invulnerable to most damage. Status ends upon execution of an action.

Cassie: -328/100 -- INCAPACITATED
Jupiter's shield: ???/???
Blue Demon's Hydro Wall: ???/???

* Just to check, you remember that all your PCs share your action budget, right?

[Florien]

"Ready for some crazy bullshit?

Of course you aren't."

Vulnerability to Necrotic [2/2] FIRED

FIRE Vulnerability to poison

BURNBAR [3/10]

"GO, my bard mercenary! SING THE SONG THAT WILL MAKE THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY! Or at least the one that gives mass shielding."

Bardsong of mass shielding [1/2]

The Florien then reraises its shield, recently knocked down.

[awe921]

"ah, that's not good." spoke Awe, remarking towards Cassie's obviously terrible condition.

Reflecting on Florien's earlier comment about asking where the cleric is, Awe takes the sacred duty of becoming the party's support. A pleasant, almost warm green light starts emanating from his chest, as an object begins manifesting slowly but surely...

CLASS SHIFT: PRIEST [1/10]

+ Attacks that don't do any damage are charged by 2 points instead of 1. Summons fall under damage dealing attacks, unfortunately. You're not a summoner.
+ Doubled chances of revival, doubled effects of healing.

- Unable to deal direct damage to the Godmodder
- Deals half damage against GM Summons, only being able to deal full damage if the enemy is explicitly mentioned to be undead.

Awe adds a random assortment of pills into the Healing Laser Rifle. As in, jams them into the rifle. It works. Somehow. HEALING LASER RIFLE [4/4] "aim that at Cassie, we need them back up."

He proceeds to cast unholy hijinks and terrible magicks on the hard drive, generally stuff like being isekai'd into an analog horror series or that stuff. QUADRUPPLE QUARREL [3/20]

As priest/cleric practice, he waves vaguely meaningful hand gestures and generates a shield around himself.

[SmilyCube112]

The Blue Demon looks satisfied that his Hydro Wall held up, and he mentally notes that it can take more damage.

Hydro Wall HP: {863/1000}

Meanwhile, War had finished charging their first move, and decides to wait until their Omega Charge had finished charging.

Horseman of War's actions:
- Mega Strike: Fully Charged. Will wait to use with......
- Omega Charge {Charge: 2/4}

[wingedcatgirl]

smily pls

you can't just decide things on the spot in this way

[Cassie]

Cassie is now just a bunch of body parts strewn on the floor.

CASSIE DOWN!

HEALING LASER RIFLE UNUSABLE DUE TO USER INCAPACITATED!

PLEASE SET UP YOUR OWN HEAL!

Charged Action Statuses (as of this post):

SCP-3426 - (6/34)
Healing Laser Rifle - (4/4)
Quadruple Quarrel - (3/20)

[SmilyCube112]

Sorry. Will be more careful.

[awe921]

Awe awkwardly looks at the healing rifle that can only be operated by Cassie.
"... uh."
"i thought MP was the one with the rifle?"
"um, fuck, uh..."
Awe, already having spent charges on Quadruple Quarrel, the now useless HEALING LASER RIFLE and Class Shift: Priest and having set up a shield can only awkwardly stare at Cassie's disconnected body parts.
"welp, i tried."

[Whistle]

The kity's shield is taking damage...

He chooses a more defensive move for the fallen Cassie...

Purr to Health [1/4]

And charges up one of their attacks for summoning once they're revived.

Quadruple Quarrel [4/20]

He also charges the Horseman's attack.

Omega Charge [3/4]

He won't launch an attack... just yet.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... This is quite the predicament...

Direct Attack: Phoenix Down (Use a Phoenix Down in an attempt to revive Cassie)

Charged Attacks:
Ultimate Summon (3/100) (Concentrate to conjure up a book of summoning rituals for research...)
Reconstitution Spell (1/5) (Use one of the many magical artifacts at MP's disposal to perform a spell to reconstruct Cassie's body parts into a (preferably better if possible) form.)
Awe's Class Change (Priest) (2/10) (Here's some help with the class change! (MP proceeds to give/feed Awe some Rare Candies to boost Awe's experience points and level...))

[awe921]

Awe chomps down on the Rare Candies, wrapper included.
"what even is inside of these things? magic?"
Awe unwraps a Rare Candy, and promptly sloppily wraps it back up when he's done.
"nevermind it's worse than i could ever have thought"

[wingedcatgirl]

okay gotta reiterate here, if we say something is "???" it means it is unknown, it does not mean it is free to declare

[Whistle]

Ah, thanks. Didn't get that the first time; will change to reflect.

[wingedcatgirl]

* Florien's Necrosis Vulnerability!

The Godmodder winces slightly as

their rotting wounds suddenly look a lot worseSuccess! (50%)

.

* Florien's Poison Vulnerability!

But it failedFailure! (50%)

!

* Florien's shield!

But it failedFailure! (50%)

!

Something about Florien's shield move has become repetitive, and the universe is bored of that technique.

* Awe's shield!

A cute little bubble appears around Awe. This should protect him from at least one attack.

* MP's Phoenix Down!

Orange-gold feathers materialize on Cassie's body,

and his wounds vanish entirelySuccess! (25%)

.

* Cassie is fully revived!

---

The Godmodder chuckles to themself as they watch the players scurry about without firing off a single attack in their direction. Giving up already?

---

* The Godmodder takes 212 damage from poison!
* The Godmodder takes 414 damage from necrosis! It's super effective!

Godmodder: 992,003/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- NECROTIC -- NECROSIS VULNERABILITY UP

Jupiter's shield: ???/???
Blue Demon's Hydro Wall: ???/???
Awe: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Cassie: 100/100

* Shields are layered, and usually only the outermost shield will take hits from a given attack. Then again, there are some attacks that will bypass partywide shields but get blocked by individual ones...

[Cassie]

Back up once again, Cassie's "face" is now just a bunch of TV static, a manic, rudimentary glowing smile forming in the static.

"YOU WISH." He yelps at the GM.

CHARGED:

SCP-3426 (6/34) - "This is unlikely to go anywhere..."

Cassie sacrifices what charge has been gained for the SCP-3426 attack, converting it into Charge Boost! - 6 charge points given to Florien's BURNBAR! [9/10] - SCP-3426 no longer available after this!

Healing Laser Rifle (4/4) - CONVERT ATTACK!

HEALING LASER RIFLE is now...NECROSHOCK! (Deals 2.5 times as much damage as usual if the target suffers NECROTIC. Damage is further doubled for every vulnerabilty amplifier added to the status condition.)

Quadruple Quarrel [5/20] - Cassie shoves a poor schmuck headfirst into an actual, unaffected Sonic 3 & Knuckles ROM.

FIRST SUMMON CRITERIA REACHED [4/20 for minimum criteria] -
DEPLOYING TAILS.EXE: The sidekick, Tails.EXE, latches onto a random player and assists all of their non-damaging actions by either amplifying their direct actions or adding a charge to charged actions. Can only assist in one action per turn, regardless of whether it's charged or direct.

[Florien]

"Well fuck, you're bored of my shield?"

Bardsong of mass shielding [2/2] and FIRED

BURNBAR [4/10] "Come on come on time I need lifeburn for the big nuke, hurry up recharge time..."

When suddenly, bloop! Fully charged. "Cool thanks."

BURNBAR ACTIVATE! [10/10] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The button spam is intense as a flurry of fire, necrotic, poison, and other attacks fly towards the godmodder.

"I don't have a lot of other options. I'm a raider. So I CALL UPON THE IMAGE-MAKING FLORIEN who can do way more stuff!"

The image-making Florien descends from on high, wielding the power of microsoft paint and a folder of editable images.

Hey, guess what time it is, youths of the modern era!

It's time to learn some history and/or other things!

(yeah woo you're the greatest, Image-Florien)

Image telling a joke of history and/or society that is destructive to sanity [1/8]

Oh yeah and check this shit out that I made

The Image Florien direct attacks with THIS image.

[Cassie]

> realise that you're not allowed to outright change attacks without some in-story justification

> retract your charged Healing Laser Rifle attack and save for later

> derp

> DIRECT: NECROSHOCK SPIKE (Damage is amplified in accordance to the severity of the Necrosis status effect, which also depends on vulnerability amplifiers.)

"Guys I recommend you do SOMETHING ELSE with your healing charges I'm no longer ded anymore"

[awe921]

Awe can only think something along the lines of "what the bitch?" after witnessing the incandescent might of Image Maker Florien.

He charges up Class Shift: Priest. further more, sending a custom priest outfit commission to a costume maker. [3/10]

Awe pokes his with a needle, painting a little smile on the haunted ROM with the tiny droplet of blood that came out. That probably dealt single digit damage to him. [6/20]

Awe offers his Yamaha piano to Florien for that ~sweet Bill Wurtz Style~
Cuz I know the psychic daaaamage will cause a draaainage in your head~
And that makes the history lessons hit- much- harder~
Don't know what to rhyme, so I'll just say: border~ [2/8]

Awe twirls his yet unfinished staff's power, channeling it's yet-growing holy power to cast down a lightning bolt onto the Godmodder! ZAP!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Out of nowhere, Matthew jumps from space and lands on the ground hard, ready for action. He smiles at the Godmodder and decides to have his fun and get in on stopping the Godmodder. He pulls out a Gatling Gun and

> DIRECT ATTACK: Peppered Up (Spray the Godmodder with bullets from the Gatling Gun until it runs out of ammo)

then he will

> Charge up his Gatling Gash (To smash the Godmodder's Skull in with the Gatling Gun itself) (1/5)

[wingedcatgirl]

After some clarifying of how this game works, actions are reshuffled accordingly.

* Cassie's Quadruple Quarrel I!

In a burst of light, a corrupted fox comes into being.

* Tails.EXE joins the fight!

* Florien's Bardsong of Mass Shielding!
* Florien

is shieldedSuccess! (75%)

!
* Cassie

is unaffectedFailure! (50%)

!
* Jupiter

is shieldedSuccess! (50%)

!
* Awe is already shielded!
* MP

is unaffectedFailure! (50%)

!
* Blue Demon

is unaffectedFailure! (50%)

!
* Matthew

is unaffectedFailure! (50%)

!
* Playing

is shieldedSuccess! (50%)

!
* Tails.EXE

is unaffectedFailure! (50%)

!

* Florien's Burnbar!

The Godmodder's eyes widen and they begin parrying in a frenzy.

* The Godmodder

takes 541 fire damageSuccess! (80%)

!
* The Godmodder

takes 1030 necrotic damageSuccess! 80%

! It's super effective!
* The Godmodder

parries the poison attackFailure! (80%)

!
* The Godmodder

parries the holy attackFailure! (80%)

!
* The Godmodder

takes 574 unholy damageSuccess! (80%)

!

Ugh... you're really beginning to tick me off...

* Image-making Florien's attack!

The Godmodder cringes. Oh, come on, that's an awful joke, what's wrong with you?

* The Godmodder takes 100 psychic damage!

* Cassie's attack!

The Godmodder's rotting wounds seize up, and they recoil in pain. Damn you...

* Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 470 necrotic damage! It's super effective!

* Awe's attack!

A simple bolt from the blue. The Godmodder tries to dodge, but distracted by the pain of the Necroshock Spike, they stumble.

* The Godmodder takes 148 lightning damage!

* Matthew's attack!

Whoa! The Godmodder pulls out a staff and starts twirling it around at high speeds, hoping to block the bullet storm. It proves... kinda effective?

* The Godmodder takes 29 bullet damage!
*

Critical hit!(10%)

The Godmodder takes 42 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 23 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder

parries the attack(20%)

!
* The Godmodder takes 28 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 23 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 24 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 30 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 21 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 21 bullet damage!

---

The Godmodder seethes. This is getting irritating. I need to clean up some of this mess.

* The Godmodder uses Effect Burn!
* The Godmodder's

poison is unaffectedFailure! (80%)

!
* The Godmodder's

necrosis fadesSuccess! (80%)

!
* The Godmodder's

necrotic vulnerability fadesSuccess! (80%)

!

* Jupiter's party shield

is unaffectedFailure! (40%)

!
* Blue Demon's Hydro Wall

is dispelledSuccess! (40%)

!
* Awe's shield

is violently dispelled!Success! (40%)

89 damage to Awe!
* Raid Florien's shield

is unaffectedFailure! (40%)

!
* Jupiter's shield

is unaffectedFailure! (40%)

!
* Playing's shield

is unaffectedFailure! (40%)

!

Tails.EXE looks around, not quite sure how to follow its directives, and randomly latches on to Awe.

---

* The Godmodder takes 216 damage from poison!

Godmodder: 988,683/1,000,000 -- POISONED

Jupiter's party shield: ???/???
Awe: 11/100
Cassie: 100/100
Raid Florien: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Playing: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???

* Group effects can't be violently dispelled, thankfully, but see the previous statement regarding bypassing them. It's a trade-off.

[Cassie]

"Aw shit, guys, do I fire my healing rifle now or something!? Awe's at 11 hp but the GM can easily insta-kill him..."

[awe921]

"don't fire it. i got this."

Awe charges up... The energy of the world is flowing within him! He unleashes... He unleashes...
Four 6 sided die. They scatter across the ground.

"god dammit, i'm one over 3." Awe frowns as he pulls out a healing crystal, tossing it away as he couldn't activate it.
"the rest can make a nice fit for my Buckler to activate, though.." ... then he places the dice into an nondescript buckler, granting him shields.

Awe sighs, silently cursing the forces behind Random.org for this epic fail. He activates the Buckler's shield, hopefully protecting him a little more from damage.