Escape from Zombie Park Island

[KungFuCutbug]

“FUCK.” [Yeah, he's definitely gonna have to fix that... when he gets home. He just remembered he has no ammo, so with or without lubrication the gun's pretty much useless. Still nice to have, though. Kinda like Linus and his blanket, but more M-rated, he muses to himself.]

[TalesofUnder]

This will be your only warning, you little shit. Do NOT assault Dr. Coomer again, or I'll kick your ass all the way to Pittsburgh and back.

[Subparman]

Madarame gets to his feet, only sighing in response to Percival. “The injection contains a poison engineered specifically to disable those plants. The flesh-eating ones, that is. I don't know how I could've made such a mistake.” He pinches the bridge of his nose irritably. “It's over with now, but—“

That's weird, looks like the light faded from his eyes for a second.

[Huney]

"Ah, Pico, if you merely needed your gun back, all you had to do was ask! Don't you remember me asking if I could borrow it?"

He turns to Ms. Mayberry. "I appreciate your help, but there's no need to worry! I can handle myself quite fine. Kids will be kids, as they say!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

For real, Pico, I'm sure it was just an honest mistake. Those man-eating plants scared us all. Heat of the moment and all.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Can I be honest? No. I don't remember you askin’ to fuckin’ borrow it.” [Pico crosses his arms, scoffing.] “And this is the only damn one I have on this island, so before you ask if you can borrow it in the future—hell no.”

[Guma]

Doth thou really cherish an empty gun that much?

[KungFuCutbug]

“Y... yes. I cherish all my weapons. Is there a fuckin’ problem?” [Pico looks away from Rouxls, caught off-guard by the callout and kind of embarrassed.]

[Huney]

"..."

Dr. Coomer is quiet, staring at Pico for a solid minute, before speaking again.

"Hello, Pico!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

A gun can still be pretty useful, even without bullets. You can intimidate someone without and not tell anyone you don't have any bullets. You could even pistol-whip the shit out of someone. Having hard metal bust your teeth open hurts like hell. Believe me, I know from experience.

[Kennifer]

"Seems like we got enough to worry about with the wildlife and stuff without goin' after one another, you know?"

[PointMaid]

Hmmm... It looks like Hifumi's been surrounded by the dodos while they were building the cage and bitten. Pity.

[door-kun]

1. Hifumi searches for tools within a shed or the like.
2. Hifumi grabs materials that would be easier to work with, like cardboard, Styrofoam, and some wood.
3. He builds something stylized like an anime mecha, with some surprisingly sturdy construction.
4. He attaches some barbed wire he had found on the island around the mecha, along with some traps to slow the zombies down.

[PointMaid]

Oh, and (examining footage from the day) it looks like Isaac too got a glancing bite from a bird.

[TalesofUnder]

NO! Oh, I can't bring myself to watch...

[Kennifer]

"Oh, jeez... There's still a chance they're not gonna go all zombie on us though, right?"

[artsyGeek]

"Oh God! Poor Isaac.."

[madface7]

"Ah, cripe! Well, I s'pose there's nothing fer it but to..." Demo raises his bottle up to Hifumi, and smashes it.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Gaaaahh, fuck,” [Pico mumbles.] “Someone keep an eye on the fatass and the fetus. Make sure they don't turn into fuckin’ brain-eatin’ parasites.”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Issac, you feel okay? You don't feel different in any way, do you?

[MadeOfMilk]

...What... happened?

[PointMaid]

However, despite getting bitten, I will still release his grade... Hifumi Yamada earned scores of 2, 3, 3 and 2 for a final score of 10. The mecha actually worked out fine for a dodo house, but the barbed wire wasn't enough to deter predators.

[Zanreo]

"Fumi asked? And ... Isaac? Τσα ασα!" (Hifumi got bitten? And.. Isaac? N-no!!)

[TalesofUnder]

I don't know how to tell you this... but you were attacked by a monster, and have a 50/50 chance of turning into one.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

What about you, Hifumi? How you doin'?