Escape from Zombie Park Island

[Kennifer]

"Sooner or later the odds are gonna be against him, so hopefully he'll get here on time this time. Otherwise..."

[PointMaid]

*PA again*

Akatsuki "Akki" Iridie and Akira "Madarame" Inaba earned scores of 1, 3, 5 and 5 for a final score of 14. The thylacines are not confused by Akatsuki's pats. His cuteness does put them into an exercise-inducing rage, however, and his sprinting and throwing the sausages over the wall work perfectly.

[door-kun]

In order to take care of the tigers, Hifumi uses some barbed wires and beartraps to subdue them, then makes them excerise by making a course for them to run through with cardboard, styrofoam, and wood. Then, he makes a space for the public to see them by attempting to make a window or the like using some sort of glass made via the sand on the island. Finally, he gives them some food that he eats reguarly; namely some chips, meat, and a bit of diet coke as well to make them happy.
*sighing in exhaustion*. . I. . I'm finished. .

[Huney]

"Well done, Hifumi!" Dr. Coomer claps.

[door-kun]

"Why, thank you, Dr. Coomer! I believe all of us did a fine job, if I do say so myself! I, the Alpha and the Omega, did a splendid job as always. . ." . .In truth, Hifumi was worried. He hoped he did well, as he barely failed the last challenge, and he did not want to fail this one as well . .He may be viewed as a burden or a zombie. . what could he do, what could he do. . He could make an insipiring speech to them all soon enough!

[PointMaid]

The PA crackles to life for the last time:

Hifumi Yamada earned scores of 4, 1, 5 and 1 for a final score of 11. The barbed wire and traps work to subdue a thylacine for the vet (although, normally we would request NOT maiming our animals with bear traps?). The thylacines trip all over the obstacle course. Excellent glasswork. And while feeding the thylacines, they do NOT appreciate the coke.

Excellent work again, everyone! Now please stand by. I'm going to review the film I recorded and see whether anyone suffered a bite or scratch.

[PointMaid]

Unfortunately, I did notice two bites. Pico, you got nipped when your protective gear failed, and Thrivey, you tried to feed the thylacines without enough protection, relying on the fact you're a dragon! I suppose you'll just have to wait the night to see whether the bites take.

[door-kun]

"We should check to make sure Mr. Pico and Mr. Thrivey are alright! Does anyone here have any medical knoweldge? Sadly, I, the Alpha and the Omega, do not. . "

[MadeOfMilk]

Isaac knew he had to do something... something to keep those two from becoming zombies.

Then Isaac had an idea...

> Reroll some of the meat on the table in hopes of getting pills

[artsyGeek]

Percy proceeds to > find that medkit she found yesterday.

[Kennifer]

"Not beyond basic first aid. I could probably patch them up a bit, but if they're gonna go all zombie, can't help with that."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Come on, Pico man. You're a real fireball of energy. You got too much piss and vinegar in you to let yourself get zombified. Come on, man. Fight this thing. And what about you, Thrivey? You have some medical knowledge. You got any idea how you can fight this virus. Since we're on this island, maybe there's some plants that can be used to help you both. Homeopathic medicine. There's got to be something on this damn island.

[PointMaid]

Isaac rolling for pills: 5!

...He gets pills. But they're acetaminophen, no good for keeping people from becoming zombies.

[door-kun]

"That may be useful, however, as first aid may be what we need in a time like this. . .as well as the aid of a fairy, but unfortunately, it seems none populate this island. . .Miss Percy? What is that you have there?"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Oh fuck.]

[Of course he got bitten. Of course. Why didn't he notice earlier?! When Pico made that comment at the Demoman earlier, he didn't expect to...

Shit. Now he looks super suspicious. He wants to scream again, cry again, panic again... but he just physically can't muster enough strength to do so. He's left standing there, staring dumbstruck at his hands and his gun like an idiot. He's totally screwed, isn't he? It was a 50/50 shot that he'd still be the same Pico in the morning. It wasn't supposed to be like this, he wasn't supposed to become a brainless monster, he's screwed, he's screwed, he's screwed...

All he can do is hope that his immune system can fight it off before daybreak.]

[PointMaid]

Percy does find the medkit.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> searches island for plants that could be a potential homeopathic cure for the zombie virus

[MadeOfMilk]

> Reroll the pills into different pills

[PointMaid]

I'm afraid it really is getting late. Please make any preparations you need for SLEEP.

[door-kun]

"Mr. Pico, calm yourself down! You shall be alright! I was, and you are far more capable physically then even I! So do not concern yourself, we have help to save you, so do not fear. . ."

[PointMaid]

Homeopathic cure: 1. They aren't even homeopathic, they're poison!

[PointMaid]

Reroll the pills: 2. Nothing happens.

[MadeOfMilk]

> Frantically try to reroll the pills... gotta be an anti-zombie one at some point....

[Florien]

Oh my word! More injuries, more bites! I will keep you in my prayers tonight, red-haired youth, strange furred drake. May God protect you in this trying time.

He holds his bible close as the recently created Thylacine Orthodox Church of Thylacine Christ begins barking a hymn.

[PointMaid]

Frantically reroll: 4

I'll be taking those. I'M SO VERY SORRY.