Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[psychedelicate]

Sayaka shrugs. "Guess that rules me out, then."

[PointMaid]

Fankie calls everyone over.

I hope you've all had a good rest and something to eat. I think we're going to need it. But I have looked over your plans... very good and creative work today! Thank you all, I think it will help!

I radioed my friend Amelia to help judge, since... well, since Blaine isn't going to be helping us today. She make a pointed look over the wall.

Amelia likes Rom and Ram's plan best.

Rom and Ram's plan

1. Figure out how to get Victoria's people away from the gates. You want to launch an offensive, but you'll have to get out there first.
-Let's fix up a wall of fire where they are so they can't get through! Uh, but maybe fireproof the gates first and make sure it doesn't spread too much.

2. Decide on or make some appropriate weaponry to use against them – zombie or not.
-Long-range weapons of whatever kind you have! Guns, shooting arrows, throwing stuff, whatever! Ooh, how about building a catapult to yeet over stuff?

3. How to deal with their zombie contingent without getting infected yourselves?
- Like mentioned, by focusing on long-range attacks we won't even need to get too close to them! Less risk of infection that way!

4. Go into attack mode, Battle plan: turn the tide even though you still have fewer numbers and try to force them to turn around and leave the island
- We'll have to spread ourselves across the field so they're never safe from an attack!  [Hey, they're turn-based RPG characters after all]

And I like Lars'. Well done and congratulations!

Lars' plan

1. Have someone associated with the park "join" Blaine and Victoria (preferably someone who had associations with Blaine, good or bad). Of course, to add onto the act, everyone has to act surprised and act like they hate the "traitor". The "traitor" can claim to say that they have the Island Defense Squad's plans, and that we're moving from one place to the other. The troopers will most likely move to the new area, leaving the gates alone.

2. Make bows and swords out of the nearby trees, use the forks and knives from the bar as weapons, or/and construct a coconut cannon. Tree branches could also work as a close-combat weapon, but should be a last resort.

3. Have the people with ranged weapons (like bows or knives) attack the zombies, and have the people with close-combat weapons (like swords or branches) attack the humans.

4. Use the aforementioned coconut cannon in unison with the coastal cannon that the Clonelands had installed. Hopefully, the cannons should be able to take out the tanks that the shooters are hiding in.

Again, I have to say how pleased I am with your plans, all of them! Very creative. Now it's time to put them into motion!

Again, you may do actions without rolling if you're completing the plan(s). Congrats and good luck!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Oh. Well, good job. Lars, Rom, and Ram. Now, let's...let's do this.

Alpotophis begins collecting tree bark, drawing out the weapon plan on the structure. He does remember to cut it out of the wood. Unlike some other people. With this, he begins crafting swords and bow bodies.

[LavenderDream]

"Congrats Rom and Ram! Now, who wants to fake betray the Island Defense Squad? Assuming that can be our group name of course."

[KungFuCutbug]

[XCOPY claps for Rom & Ram and Lars.] "Hey! Nice job, guys! Having someone pretend to turn traitor...?! How come I didn't think of that?! I'll handle the firewall!" [With that, he starts looking for things to fireproof the gate with and kindling for the firewall itself.]

[Zanreo]

"Whoo! Our plan got chosen! I knew it was a great one!" The twins cheer and high-five each other.

They also >start building a catapult

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Keep your guard up! We can't let ourselves fall to those miserable pissers! Blaine says to the army.

[PointMaid]

Fall to them? Certainly not!

[LavenderDream]

"Alright guys, IDS Protocol T is in effect. Everyone else stay here, and work on the wall and weapons. I'll be back."

Lars marches over to Blaine and Amelia's army.

"Hey Blaine, Amelia? You have room for an extra soldier?"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Oop, looks like the traitor part of the plan's kicking in. Time to play your part, X!] "Wh—! Lars?! Where are you going?! You're...! You're not seriously considering joining them, are you?! Are you outta your MIND?!"

[Cassie]

"Alright, you unsavory fucks, how about you try this for "banana" bullshit!?"

Stuart and Bob rip a tree to shreds, making lots of slingshots that're enough for everyone.

"Shoot rocks, shoot rocks, it's slingshot time!" Bob yells like an announcer.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Blaine raises his good eye at Lars coming over to their side. Why are they betraying Frankie and Co. to them?

What's this? You're jumpin' ship now? Just too afraid you'll get crushed and want over to the winning side?

[PointMaid]

...Well, we could always use another soldier, if you're sincere about breaking with those losers, right, Blaine? But how do we know you're telling the truth about that?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yeah.... how do we know it's not all a ploy?

[LavenderDream]

"If you guys still want to win against those losers, you're going to need me. I have crucial information about what their plans are. They won't stand a chance against us. Or you could, of course, risk losing to them. Your choice."

[Cassie]

Already, Stuart's aiming his slingshot at one of them, with a threatening glare and a sharp rock ready to fire.

"Get your slingshots, get your slingshots!" Bob yells, giving everyone slingshots and sharp pebbles.

[PointMaid]

Hmmm...

So your proposal, I assume, is information for a payday? Well, as long as you're not looking for too rich a payout. What are you asking?

[KungFuCutbug]

"RrrrRRRRGGH! Lars, you heartless bastard! You'll pay for this!!" [X grabs a slingshot from the Minions and decides to sling a lit match at Lars, just to add credibility to the act. Then, he lights another and leans down to get the firewall lit...]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

If you really wanna work for us, so be it. Just remember. You jump ship to them again, I'll slash your throat open and make you beg for your life as you grasp for your jugular before you die of blood loss. Got it?

[Cassie]

"Hey Blaine!"

Stuart fires a sharp rock, aiming for his non-patched eye.

"You're a shittier boss than Frankie!"

[LavenderDream]

Lars manages to dodge X's flaming match, before turning around to be met by Blaine's threats.

"Understood."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Blaine swats away the rock, though leaving a cut on his arm.

Why don't you jump over the fence and try somethin', ya ugly lookin' potato?

[KungFuCutbug]

[FWOOM! A line of fire suddenly erupts, separating Lars from the rest of Frankie's surviving employees and leaving them with Victoria and Blaine. X lets out a triumphant laugh, then starts looking for other, more efficient long-ranged weapons like bows & arrows or, hell, guns. He wouldn't mind a gun.]

[Cassie]

"Oh I'll try something, alright!"

Stuart grabs a piece of the firewall, finds a pile of animal poop, grabs a fistful, sets it on fire, and fires it with his slingshot at Blaine's eye again.

"EAT FIRESHIT! AHAHAHAHA!"

Bob...appears to have sidetracked himself munching on the watermelons- Wait. Hold on. He's puckering his lips. What's he gonna do!?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

As the fire separates Blaine, Victoria and the army from Lars, he gets quite angry and lets out a loud, annoyed yell.

I KNEW IT WAS ALL A TRICK!

He looks down quite angry, before he feels a flaming turd hit him right in the forehead. He screams before he jumps to and puts his face to the ground to put out the fire and stomp the rest of them out, getting poop gunk all over his boots.

Why you little banana turd! Once I get over this firewall, I'm gonna flay you alive!