Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[SmilyCube112]

Charles, unsure of what is happening, and why he was slapped (Which managed to get him fully awake), just complies with the request to show his fingers, puts his bare hands on full display, saying: "So, what context did I miss out on here?"

[Oggy123]

Charles, unsure of what is happening, and why he was slapped (Which managed to get him fully awake), just complies with the request to show his fingers, puts his bare hands on full display, saying: "So, what context did I miss out on here?"

"The others suspect that you might be a zombie..."

[Cassie]

"We voted out Reilly thinking he was the grown man that killed Yanny and Laurel - aaaand he wasn't zombified yet by the time the crocs ate him. You got bitten, and-...wait."

Stuart realises that Dr. Iceberg would've likely fit whatever criterias he thought of, only to find out he's nowhere in sight.

"DRAT!"

[Florien]

Oh. That is true.

Alpotophis, you are ALSO a suspect.

[LavenderDream]

Lars quickly runs over to the Clonelands upon hearing their suspicions about Alpotophis.
"Hey! You can't just do that! They just got here today! How do you expect them to know what's going on! Heck, I don't even really what's happening myself! In fact, I personally think you guys are sus! 

BECAUSE IT'S VERY INTERESTING HOW QUICKLY YOU WERE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THAT ONE GUY WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE. 

I rest my case. I'm not voting now of course, just saying."

[Florien]

Oh certainly.

And how exactly are we suspicious?

We've been bitten exactly once, and after those times, we proceeded to hunt down and execute two infected sorts.

Funny that you are this quick to judge us.

You jumped to a similar conclusion with the same evidence.

So what makes you not similarly suspicious?

...

Anyway, Alpotophis swapped in for Dr. Iceberg.

Anything that doctor had has descended upon Alpotophis.

So... he's a suspect.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I'm with that Lars person over there. You do seem pretty trigger happy to kill. Besides, we can't say you wouldn't throw your allies under the bus for your own gain. I've seen...quite a fair share of those in my previous career. Won't elaborate.

Alpotophis sighs, and begins to examine the base camp outside of the crazy zombie shit.

[LavenderDream]

"Yes! Thank you.. Eye.. Person... Thing? Do you have a name?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis. My name's Alpotophis. It's not familiar. Trust me.

[LavenderDream]

"Alpotophis. I'll be sure to remember that. The name's Lars by the way."

[SmilyCube112]

"Well, my name's Charles Calvin, but you can call me Charles." He says, putting his hands away.

[KungFuCutbug]

[X has moved off by himself, sitting under a tree. I don't think he's... quite recovered from what happened earlier yet. Will he ever recover? Who knows; certainly not me.]

[psychedelicate]

Sayaka quietly writes down her plan and turns it in, then listens in to the current conversation.

"I know it's my fault, too, that Ignatius isn't with us anymore, but Lars is right. You can't just keep pointing fingers at people without any evidence! That's how we lost Ignatius in the first place! That's not what justice is all about! If you're not zombies, then you're at least handling this in the worst way possible!"

She pauses for a moment.

"...unless... you're trying to protect the zombies?"

[PointMaid]

Thank you for your plans... I think they will help at least hold off Victoria and her little army for now. Blaine and I have both looked at what you've submitted and we have each chosen our favorites.

I liked Alpotophis' plan. Very glad you were able to join us, you have grasped the situation very quickly!

Alpotophis' Plan

1. The babies are more vulnerable than the adults. How do we protect them?

The baby rhinoceros? Yes, they're clearly the most vulnerable; we wouldn't want to put them right in the line of fire. Clearly, the best course of action is simple. All baby rhinos should be left in a safe spot near our base camp, with one adult rhino for every three baby rhinos. That way, in an event that Victoria's forces wipe out all the rhinos, we'll still have a viable and thriving population.

2. Even the adults are not immune to shotguns or tranquilizer darts, and every rhino matters. Find me a way to keep the rhinos safe from Victoria's bullets and tranquilizer guns while still allowing them to be our defense and slowing Victoria down.

Of course, we should have an extra layer of protection with say, a vehicle barricade. And well, I can tell you from personal experience, being hyped up on stimulants would give the rhinos an extra boost in the face of adversity. Just...if you take that route, don't let me near the stimulants. Seriously.

3. Find an escape route for the rhinos if they get too hemmed in.

You...well, this is an island reserve. There should be a trail made for them, though. Clear a few bushes and foliage, not a lot, but enough for them to line up in and head out to a safe spot.

4. Find a way to move the rhinos safely, without getting scratched or nipped.

Uh, you do have some sort of vehicles, right? You mentioned there were land rovers. If we had about two of those, one in the front, one in the back, we could have them all lined up on a trail in a parade of some sort, and lead them to the area.

Blaine liked X.C.O.P.Y.'s plan

XCOPY's Plan

1. > do the steps a little bit out of order and find an escape route to the center of the island first, leading the baby rhinos there

2. > distract the shooters by singing as loud as you can so that they try to find and shoot you instead, letting the rhinos charge in unimpeded

3. > you should've already taken care of that in step 1; in case of emergency, just lead the adult rhinos down the same path you led the babies earlier

4. > sing to the biggest rhinos in the pack to befriend them, then hop on top of them and J O Y R I D E

Congratulations! Now let's stop my cousin... Rhino power!

Again, you may do actions without needing to be rolled if they're completing the plans :)

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis has a glow in his eyes that seems to be his equivalent to smiling. Oh, why thank you. I'm glad you approved the plan. Good job to you, boy. He gives X a thumbs up, before beginning the plan.

>begin clearing foliage, making a path for the baby rhinos that would double as an escape path

[MadameButterflyKnife]

fuck just make that a free action

[Oggy123]

"Here we go!"
Kirby and Ribbon begin to search for the baby rhinos.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Upon hearing that his plan had been chosen, X... almost immediately reverts to his usual self. Seems like that was the confidence boost he needed!] "Huh? It's—it's working?! SICK!! Nice job to you too, Alpotophis! Now, let's get to work!!"

[Seeing Alpotophis beginning to clear a path for the rhinos, X decides to go ahead and start herding the baby rhinos (and their accompanying adults, as per A's plan—how come he didn't think of that?) down the escape route.]

[Cassie]

"Stuaaaaaaaaaart! Why are the baby rhinos angry at me!?" Bob yells in panic, being chased by the rhinos.

Unfortunately, Stuart had already gone off to go along with X's plan, distracting the shooters with ukulele singing.

"JYAAAAAAAAAAAA~ MEGA UKULELEEEE-[insane ukulele strumming]"

...Geez, you miss that electric guitar that much, Stuart?

[Oggy123]

Kirby and Ribbon begin to herd the baby rhinos as well, using the rhinos' favorite food.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

While everyone's herding the rhinos, Alpotophis begins loading up the vehicles. Supplies in case they need it, protection in case they'll have to protect the rhinos further against Victoria's forces, some speakers for X's part of the plan, and the stimulants....

The stimulants...

>resist the urge to grab some rhino stimulants for yourself

[PointMaid]

>resist the urge to grab some rhino stimulants for yourself

...You don't find your power of self control is very strong. You still have an urge.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

As Alpotophis loads up everything...he pops a rhino stimulant or two. This'll end well.

[KungFuCutbug]

> slap Alpotophis for eating rhino stimulants

[Cassie]

...Bob's still being chased by the rhinos.

"GET THEM OFF OF ME!!"

>How much did Stuart's inane ukulele antics distract the shooters?