Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[Cassie]

>locate where the dang hatchet is between Tina's corpse and her cabin

[PointMaid]

Stuart and Bob: >locate where the dang hatchet is between Tina's corpse and her cabin

You don't see anything resembling a hatchet between Tina's corpse and her cabin.

[Florien]

A bit of a hack job.

Well, we should make sure our hatchet piece is accurate.

Defamation puns!

The Clonelands >look at places where the hatchet might have disappeared from.

[PointMaid]

The Clonelands >look at places where the hatchet might have disappeared from.

...They find it in the water in the ocean

[Cassie]

"So that's where it went...ugh..."

>examine solely with your eyes if you can see prints resembling those of adolescent humans anywhere on the hatchet

[PointMaid]

>examine solely with your eyes if you can see prints resembling those of adolescent humans anywhere on the hatchet

You don't see any prints, the ocean water probably washed any away

[Dookie]

“It's so exciting being in an investigation! So we're saying the hatchet killed the girl, right? And the tree was just placed there to be a cover up?”

[Cassie]

Bob gives a bitter look.

"No! Look at her! Ya think the axe was the one that ended her life?"

>Actually, check to make sure there are no axe-related injuries on Tina

[Dookie]

“Well, maybe not…but judging by drag marks, it wasn't the tree. Or maybe the tree just killed her, and something else stunned her.”

[PointMaid]

Bob and Stuart: >Actually, check to make sure there are no axe-related injuries on Tina

Yeah, there aren't any axe marks on Tina

[Cassie]

"Ya see?"

[Dookie]

“Ok, ok. I see. I see.”

[Oggy123]

"So basically, an adolescent human did this, and they probably killed her with a falling tree." said Ribbon.

[Cassie]

"I uh...how big was that tree again? Dunno if anyone's strong enough to chop it until it timbers..."

>examine the chopped tree's size

[PointMaid]

>examine the chopped tree's size

You, ah. Don't come to any conclusions about the tree's size.

[Florien]

It's Claire.

Or Sayaka.

Claire is twenty. She's not adolescent.

Oh.

Oh.

...OH.

/Vote Sayaka instead of Claire for the first bit.

Also Claire's excuse is terrible and she's extremely suspicious.

So we'll be investigating her further.

>Investigate the beach, to see if there's evidence of a trail there when the axe was dumped.

[SmilyCube112]

Charles was just vibing while listening in to all this, and also had this to say: "Well, might as well follow the crowd."

/Vote Sayaka

[Cassie]

"Hmmh..."

Stuart goes back to where the axe went and carries it to where the tree stump is.

"Lets see..."

>inspect the tip of the axe compared to the stump - does it indicate that the chop was done with an axe, and is it smooth or rough?

[psychedelicate]

"Wait– what!? Why are you voting for me all of a sudden!? There's no evidence against me! You can't prove that I did this! And besides, I saw Tina is a friend! I'd never lay a finger on her!"

[Cassie]

Bob, seeing what's going on with Sayaka and some people, responds with:

"...Look, remember how last time we investigated, there were two sets of prints? There's prints the size of Sayaka's, but Claire's the one with the sand on her feet!"

[Florien]

Yes.

But you must understand, our suspects have always been both Sayaka and Claire.

And in this case, with Claire's weak excuse for the presence of sand and the fact that Sayaka is the ONLY surviving solitary adolescent...

(with the death of Tina and the flight of Komaru to be replaced by Mr. Calvin...)

Both are almost certainly infected.

They've both been potentially exposed twice also, but that's really a sidenote.

So we should eliminate both.

Would you prefer we reverse the order we eliminate them in?

Because we can do that.

[psychedelicate]

Sayaka sighs, lowering her head. "If you want the zombies to win and kill everyone, go ahead and vote me off. Hopefully you'll feel sorry for yourselves for killing off an innocent girl who could've helped you out."

[Oggy123]

"I have to agree. We don't really have evidence that Sayaka did it!" said Ribbon.
"Maybe someone tried to frame Sayaka!" said Kirby. "But you know, she is the only adolescent who are probably infected..."

[Florien]

We assure you, your death, while regrettable, was guaranteed the moment you were infected.

Anyway, here's our proposal for the Ferret Crisis, Doctor.

The Clonelands pass Dr. Frankie an elaborate plan to resolve the ferret issue, and resume their interrogation.

Now, it's quite possible you may be exonerated.

I doubt any evidence will surface that will exonerate you or Claire though.

If you aren't infected, then I'll be very surprised indeed.

But that won't undermine our mutual credibility much.

After all, if it isn't you, then it most assuredly IS Claire.

It's most likely both of you though.

Maybe Claire did this murder. Maybe Sayaka did this murder.

But Sayaka is most likely the other infected who associated with Hitomi.

And Claire is EXTREMELY suspicious with that excuse of hers.

(It's not a very good excuse.)

[Cassie]

"B-B-but-"

"BOB! Sayaka's the adolescent!"

"But last time we're checking prints- there were two-"

"That was last time! Who knows how different the situation is today!"

Stuart /votes Sayaka on behalf of both. Bob starts softly sobbing.