Bottled Time

[Weirdguy149]

"Dipper" stuck his head out.

"Kill me, what are you doing?!"

Bill moved his head back down.

"SHUT IT, PINE TREE!"

[TalesofUnder]

I... IIIII... FUCK IT!

(With his remaining hand, Nikei tosses his pen into Dipper/Bill's head, stabbing and killing them.)

It's... it's over. It's finally over.

(Nikei pulls out his radio.)

Well... I've got good news. Klaus Weinberg is dead, as are all the Kronos spies. What's that? Yeah, Reisen did do a good job. Huh? Oh, yeah, makes sense.

(Nikei puts away his radio.)

Guess what, Reisen? For successfully killing the leader of Kronos, you've been promoted to a commander, just like me. Hopefully, you do well. Now, I'm just going to dig graves for everyone who died here...

(Nikei digs graves for all the dead, excluding Klaus, who he sets on fire. Their tombstones read...)

Roxy: A good dog.

Evil Jay Leno: Had a very unfortunate (but somewhat fitting) name.

Pinky and the Brain: What are they going to do today? Nothing. They're dead.

Alex and Eve: Experienced the worst form of pillow talk.

Future Luke Triton: His real name was Clive Dove. Huh.

Bill Cipher: A mad bastard.

Kennifer:

(Nikei, tears in his eyes, can't bring himself to write anything but “Godspeed, Time Cop.”)

Our transport... (sniff) should arrive in ten minutes. 

[door-kun]

"Good bloody riddance."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Reisen suddenly blushes a deep crimson red.

I... Thank you, Nikei! It's truly an honor!

Reisen is now embarrassed... And internally she thinks to herself...

...Never did I think that I could be anything more than a Lunarian rabbit soldier turned fugitive... But here we are...

Reisen turns back to Nikei and the other survivors...

It's been fun working with you, everyone... Until we meet again... Somewhere... No... SomeWHEN... Farewell for now.

[TalesofUnder]

(And with that, the transport vehicle descends. Everyone still alive boards it, leaving behind the Siberian camp once and for all.)

Godspeed, Time Cops. And may we hope for a better future than the one shown in the rifts.

(Nikei begins writing something down...)

Operation Wyvern

Rift containment has been unsuccessful, due to outside circumstances. However, Klaus Weinberg, the leader of the Kronos Rebellion, is dead, as are all the moles he sent in. Six time cop casualties have been reported, not including the moles. Reisen, Klaus’ killer, has been promoted to a squadron commander. 

Overall: SUCCESS

(P.S. Screw you, Mikado!)

<Bottled Time END! Unless you want to say one last thing.>

[Oggy123]

Adobe Flash then boards as well.
"Goodbye, everyone! Bye, Nikei! I's nice to have someone who appreciate me for once!"
As he leaves, he thinks about meeting other people that may remember and appreciate him as well.