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#76
Yeah, we're not fighting! Not like any of you would stand a chance, anyway.


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#77
"Hey, I'm not gonna fight, unless it's self defense or something, so don't worry about me!"
Stupid doomed timeline...
#78
"I'd hope this doesn't devolve into a fight, even if we've got some... preeeeeetty aggressive folks in the mix here," [Pizzabug notes as an aside, eyeing Chili Pepper Cookie specifically.] "if it does, though, I got ways of reigning things back into control. ever heard the saying 'clothes make the man'?"
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
#79
"This is the mob. Tax evasion's just any other
SinenAn Elcenian day of the week. Think 'Thursday'.
to them, I'd imagine."
nya
#80
Now listen here you putrid pastry, I will tell you I am perfectly capable of standing a chance in combat!

He pauses for a moment.

....And no, that was not a challenge!

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

#81
Taxes are unreasonable! I mean, when researching England, I discovered there used to be a window tax! A tax based on how many windows your living space had! Wily Windows Waste your Wallet!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
#82
(08-21-2021, 01:02:46 AM)KungFuCutbug Wrote: "I'd hope this doesn't devolve into a fight, even if we've got some... preeeeeetty aggressive folks in the mix here," [Pizzabug notes as an aside, eyeing Chili Pepper Cookie specifically.] "if it does, though, I got ways of reigning things back into control. ever heard the saying 'clothes make the man'?"

Hiro shot Pizzacatcher Cut a weird look.

"Dude, are you implyin' what I think you're implyin' here? Because if so, like... what the heck?
"Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armour!"
#83
(08-21-2021, 01:03:34 AM)CustardAndPie Wrote: Now listen here you putrid pastry, I will tell you I am perfectly capable of standing a chance in combat!

He pauses for a moment.

....And no, that was not a challenge!

Escahgoon here couldn't hurt a fly even if he wanted to! ME on the other hand, I could wallop all'o you! But I'm not gonna.
#84
Hey! No shame in admitting y'all are just some cowards, alright?


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#85
"A window tax? Jeez, wouldn't ya think regular property tax would cover the windows too?"
Stupid doomed timeline...
#86
Carmello sits in his office getting some stuff together. He overhears everyone talking about taxes, someone being from the 1900s, even some feeling pretty bold enough to fight.

Some of these people here have some potential to be the top people in my little organization , he says. Maybe I'll have the-

He gets interrupted by his phone ringing.

Hello? What is it? And how'd you hear of this? I see. I'll keep this in mind when I talk business with them. Ciao.

He hangs up and paces around the room.

He's just gonna keep on me till one of us dies, isn't he?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
#87
Wh- ho- Your Majesty, please let me stroke my own ego a little more! You're the one who usually gets to do that anyway!

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

#88
"I mean, you wanna talk who would win in a fight..."

In a blink, there's a 30-foot blue-scaled dragon sitting where Loren was a moment ago.

She pauses for effect.

And the dragon is replaced with the half-elf once more.

"I'm not saying, but I'm saying."
nya
#89
(08-21-2021, 01:04:53 AM)Senͥtrͣeͫt Wrote: "Dude, are you implyin' what I think you're implyin' here? Because if so, like... what the heck?

"oh, no, nonono, I have... no idea what you think I'm implying, actually. what I am implying, however..." [Pizzabug reaches into her jacket and pulls out a small folding tablet-like device. They tap on it a few times, and suddenly, with a spin and a flash of white, their outfit has changed significantly—in fact, Hiro might recognize the very outfit as...

...GENOCIDE JACK?!]
"...is THIS!" [They playfully stick their tongue out at Hiro.]
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
#90
Oooooh, you're a scalie! Wow, I'm sooooooo terrified.


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#91
(08-21-2021, 01:08:28 AM)KungFuCutbug Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 01:04:53 AM)Senͥtrͣeͫt Wrote: "Dude, are you implyin' what I think you're implyin' here? Because if so, like... what the heck?

"oh, no, nonono, I have... no idea what you think I'm implying, actually. what I am implying, however..." [Pizzabug reaches into her jacket and pulls out a small folding tablet-like device. They tap on it a few times, and suddenly, with a spin and a flash of white, their outfit has changed significantly—in fact, Hiro might recognize the very outfit as...

...GENOCIDE JACK?!]
"...is THIS!" [They playfully stick their tongue out at Hiro.]

... You're remindin' me of that pink puffball and i ain't likin' it.
#92
Yukichi's quite in awe over Cutbug's cosplay power.

"...damn! That's pretty impressive!"

He claps in appreciation.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

#93
"...WAAAAAH! TRANSFORMING ALIEN GENOCIDE JACK! RA AND SWEET BABY JESUS, HEAR MY CALL!"

Congratulations, Pizzabug. You're the first one here to make Hiro scared enough to start praying on the spot.
"Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armour!"
#94
“Nice, a cosplay. Who cares?! How'll that help you here? Man, zettagrams are getting lower and lower.”

He crosses his arms.
#95
Pfft, got costumes and shit? Terrifying. Wait...hey, can you turn into one of us?! I'm not having someone else do my heists!


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#96
"whoa, whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa—dude, calm down! s'just me! Cut! thought the pink and red hair would've been a dead giveaway..." [Pizzabug uses the device to change back into their normal outfit, then turns to King Dedede.] "hey, least I don't eat people to get my powers. I can just sorta swap in and outta them at will. pretty nifty, if I do say so myself."
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#97
A... very small woman?... walks up.

Hey, am I late to the party? I brought cookies.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

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#98
...Chili glares at the new woman.

You brought what.


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#99
(Soseki suddenly quivers and shakes at the sight of the massive dragon, looking for all the world like a man shaking an invisible soda can.)
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
(08-21-2021, 01:15:08 AM)PointMaid Wrote: A... very small woman?... walks up.

Hey, am I late to the party? I brought cookies.

“You're late, but cookies only add to the equation.”

He chuckled.


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