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#51
Hey! What's so funny?! I am Soseki Natsume! Acclaimed Author And Autobiographer! This cannot be anywhere but the British Empire, and any year besides 1900!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
#52
Ah jeez, I'm not too picky about who I do business with. Might get me in trouble sometimes but eh, I'll deal with that as it comes, you know?
Stupid doomed timeline...
#53
Chili tries to block Yukichi's path. Come on, bluehead, run with it-have you not heard! This vacation gives you a taste of what it's like for a true mafioso, without all the damn danger! And hey, I can upgrade your suite for a couple of bucks!


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#54
(08-21-2021, 00:41:40 AM)CustardAndPie Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 00:37:51 AM)IsThisAPikachu Wrote:
(08-21-2021, 00:36:13 AM)CustardAndPie Wrote: Sire, are you even listening to me?
Oh, Escahgoon! Of course I'm not listenin' to ya! I just woke up!
NOW TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON BEFORE I SHOCK THAT SHELL'A YOURS!

Wh- but Sire, you said this was important business! Don't tell me we're doing business with the mob now!

WHEN I SAID IMPORTANT BUSINESS, I MEANT SOME TIME AWAY FROM KIRBEH AND THE REST'O'DREAMLAND! I KNOW JUST AS MUCH AS YOU!
#55
"...so you're from the 1900s, then. where I'm from it's arouuuuuund... 2022. dunno what's the case here, but this is definitely way, way farther in the future than 1900, man."
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#56
"Nooooo, goddammit! Not even if you scumbags pay your taxes!"
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

#57
How DARE you accuse me of paying my taxes?!


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#58
!!! What... what the... WHAT?! So you're saying... I travelled 122 years into the future? Or, in other words, during Tea Time, Travelled Through Time?
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
#59
I'm a King! I don't hafta pay taxes!
#60
(08-21-2021, 00:47:12 AM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: How DARE you accuse me of paying my taxes?!

"YOU DO EVADE YOUR TAXES!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!???"

Already Yukichi's eyes are glowing in anger.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

#61
(08-21-2021, 00:47:12 AM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: How DARE you accuse me of paying my taxes?!

"You are a living, breathing, inequality to the law - maybe even life itself!"
#62
"people still pay their taxes these days? like, unironically?" [Cutbug crosses their arms, glancing to the side and
still snickering somewhat...Agh, goddamnit, Soseki's rubbing off on me.
.]
"or are you from the distant past too?"
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#63
Damn killjoys! What're you, a cop?!


and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


#64
"I'm not even from this world originally," Loren says with a shrug. "Those year numbers you're throwing around mean nothing to me."
nya
#65
Yukichi looks like he's ready to blast people with his voice, buuut he decides against actually going verbally violent at the amount of tax evaders abound.

"Oooh my god..."
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

#66
The snail sighs, pinching his nonexistent nose bridge.

Well, Your Majesty, if it's any consolation... we're apparently going to be getting money out of this. So at the very least we can use this mix-up to our advantage...

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

#67
"Uh, Cut, right? Preeeetty sure you sorta have to pay taxes where I'm from..."

"not that i pay 'em anyways but that's besides the point"
"Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armour!"
#68
(08-21-2021, 00:47:46 AM)TalesofUnder Wrote: !!! What... what the... WHAT?! So you're saying... I travelled 122 years into the future? Or, in other words, during Tea Time, Travelled Through Time?
"...yes."
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#69
"...Jeez, don't tell me we're gonna have some big fight about something dumb like taxes now."
Stupid doomed timeline...
#70
How?! What is this magical technology?! That shouldn't be possible!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
#71
(08-21-2021, 00:51:01 AM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: Damn killjoys! What're you, a cop?!

Yukichi doesn't even answer this, lol.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

#72
...Excuse me, cops? As in, a mob's natural enemy? Well, that's certainly one way to make this more difficult...

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

#73
I do suppose more cash's always good.
#74
[Pizzabug shrugs their shoulders at Soseki.] "you expect me to know? didn't even know you were from the 1900s until you said it. and I bet you wouldn't believe me if I said this isn't the first time I've been in a group with a bunch of people from different time periods, either, would ya? although in that case, that was kinda... against my will..."
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#75
(08-21-2021, 00:52:50 AM)Kennifer Wrote: "...Jeez, don't tell me we're gonna have some big fight about something dumb like taxes now."

"Fighting? We're not fighting! I mean, at least I hope not. Fighting sucks, man."

Small tangent aside, Hiro was genuinely worried things would go sour. The timey-wimey stuff apparently going on didn't help ether.
"Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armour!"


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