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Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame
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02-14-2021, 22:42:37 PM
He was trying to figure out why the sink was broken but okay. Klonoa took a deep sigh and walks out. "There has to be something here that can help us."
>Investigate the stairs for evidence. 
02-14-2021, 22:42:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2021, 22:43:29 PM by KungFuCutbug.)
[Seeing who actually SPOKE next, Skid silently tears the taped Uno reverse card off his face and sticks it somewhere on Big Bossman, and he & Pump >present themselves for inspection.]
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY 
02-14-2021, 22:43:25 PM
"Oh, that's smart. Naturally whoever the killer is would politely turn themselves in during inspection."
>George lets himself be investigated as well "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-14-2021, 22:44:16 PM
"If you think so."
> Klonoa raises his arms in a t-pose to let himself be inspected. 
02-14-2021, 22:44:21 PM
Yeah, I 8n't got anything to hide.
>Vriska presents herself for inspection.
Stupid doomed timeline...
 
02-14-2021, 22:46:23 PM
> Scratch that, present self for inspection
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
02-14-2021, 22:48:09 PM
>Present self for inspection
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
02-14-2021, 22:48:58 PM
"Maybe it's too easy, but we can probably eliminate Robin as a suspect. I don't think he was around for this."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-14-2021, 22:51:23 PM
Big Boss Man had a nightstick and handcuffs.
Skid & Pump had no weapons. George had an SNES controller, and some bootleg Street Fighter toys. Klonoa had his Wind Ring. Vriska had her Fluorite Octet. Medic had his Medi-Gun and several syringes. Robin Gibb had a gun. Boris had a wine bottle.
02-14-2021, 22:52:47 PM
George panics as his Street Fighter toys are brought out.
"I know what it looks like, but I promise it's not me!" "... Actually..." >He takes his SNES controller, thwacking at all the toilets to break them open "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-14-2021, 22:54:10 PM
>He takes his SNES controller, thwacking at all the toilets to break them open
Apparently, breaking a toilet with plastic was impossible.
02-14-2021, 22:54:23 PM
"Okay. .. Let's think about this carefully. How did Sylvie's body disappear? And why the killer went to lengths to hide the body?"
02-14-2021, 22:55:16 PM
"Robin, with your gun, could you shoot open the toilets? I have a hunch..."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-14-2021, 22:56:21 PM
"It's not loaded or anything. I don't even know how to put bullets in it..."
02-14-2021, 22:57:11 PM
"Well it'd still be sturdy enough, right? Maybe just whack it around. What if the killer flushed him?"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
02-14-2021, 22:57:21 PM
I suppose it's worth a shot...
> use nightstick to break the toilet
I like bananas. They're yellow.
02-14-2021, 22:57:55 PM
"I could use my ring to bust the toilet if you want me to." Klonoa said, holding it up.
02-14-2021, 22:58:59 PM
>use nightstick to break the toilet
The toilet cracked a little. A small geyser of water spewed out. Red water.
02-14-2021, 23:00:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2021, 23:02:31 PM by MadeOfMilk.)
> Scream in horror
"WHAT THE GODDAMN-" > Gag > Regain a bit of composure and break another toilet with gun
02-14-2021, 23:00:37 PM
BLIN, THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT BABUSHKA'S KOMPOT!
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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