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Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame
"BIG GUN"

As George begins firing the gun across the room, it's possible this was a mistake.
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
The Kalashnkov blipped out of existence.

No godmodding.
"No gun..."
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
SORRY COMRADE. WORK ON DARK MAGIC.

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

...

George magicks a gun
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
"Well you tried at least. . ." Klonoa said, patting Boris's leg, since he couldn't reach his back.
THANKS, COMRADE. HANG IN THERE.

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

You don't need a gun, just master your abilities and you can take anything!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
>Check inventory to see if she's got any items she wants to use now.

Vriska:
860 P
2 ATK
1 DEF
1 SPD
20 MP
—Sapphire Tea
—Jade Tea
—Bubble Tea
Vriska decides to

>drink the Sapphire Tea and the Jade tea (yeah, both of 'em)
Stupid doomed timeline...
> Check inventory
>Check inventory
>check... inventory? inventories? whatever, you two have the same items as each other so it's only one inventory
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
Doc updated.

Robin:
400 P
1 ATK
1 DEF
1 SPD
20 MP
—Ruby Tea x2
—Sapphire Tea x2
—Jade Tea x2

Klonoa:
865 P
2 ATK
1 DEF
1 SPD
20 MP
—Sapphire Tea
—Jade Tea
—Bubble Tea

Skid & Pump:
800 P
1 ATK
1 DEF
3 SPD
30 MP
—Ruby Tea
—Sapphire Tea
> Check inventory

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

> Visit store
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Boris:
850 P
2 ATK
2 DEF
1 SPD
30 MP
—Jade Tea
Hey! Good job figuring out the killer. See anything you might like?
> See what's on sale
I like bananas. They're yellow.
—Ruby Tea 100P: Increases ATK by 1.
—Sapphire Tea 100P: Increases DEF by 1.
—Jade Tea 100P: Increases SPD by 1.
—Bubble Tea 300P: Increases MP by 10.
—Snake-Oil Tea 500P: Increases Knockout Gauge.
>oh yeah they have the Ruby Tea, drink that
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
> Buy Ruby Tea and Bubble Tea
I like bananas. They're yellow.
>oh yeah they have the Ruby Tea, drink that
Updated. You now have 2 ATK.
>Buy Ruby Tea and Bubble Tea
Purchased.
>Spend all of your money on Ruby Tea and start chugging
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