Castle of Beasts: An NME Murdergame

[KungFuCutbug]

“At least they were nice enough to let us know they were murderers!”
“Give us some sort of closure, y'know?”

[Guma]

Next was two Kibukas. Their form was just heads with hands and feet, like Kirby, only they had mittens. They had kabuki masks that appeared happy when rightside up, but sad when upside down. They could flip their masks at will, but they were mostly silent.

Here's your next challenge. A bit unconventional, if I say so myself—and I do. Their Knockout Gauges are so short, they will fall in only a few hits, but good luck landing them.

Kibuka A & Kibuka B
7 ATK
999 DEF
5 SPD
50 MP

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> give Kibuka A a big kick to the skull

[KungFuCutbug]

[Oh shit, battle's starting already?]

>storm over to the arena and tell the Kibukas that IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH

[Mackie]

Jessie uses her telekinesis to break a piece of stone from the Arena's walls and throws one at Kibuka A.

[MadeOfMilk]

> Give them a nice ol' bonk from Svetlana the sledgehammer

[Kennifer]

Vriska takes out her dice and rolls them.

........4,7,8,8,1,4,6,1

A halberd appears in her hands, and she'll

>swing it at Kibuka B

[Guma]

>storm over to the arena and tell the Kibukas that IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH
-5 MP. Skid & Pump now have 25.
Kibuka A was unaffected.
Kibuka B put on the Happy side of their mask and started to do a dance.

Kibuka A launched a magic spell at Vriska. -3 MP, leaving Kibuka A with 47. Vriska took 17 damage.

Kibuka B was too busy dancing to fight.

>give Kibuka A a big kick to the skull
Kibuka A took 1 damage.

>swing it at Kibuka B
-8 MP from Fluorite Octet use, leaving Vriska with 12. Kibuka B took 1 damage.

>Jessie uses her telekinesis to break a piece of stone from the Arena's walls and throws one at Kibuka A.
-4 MP, leaving Jessie with 26. Kibuka A took 1 damage, leaving them with 2.

>Give them a nice ol' bonk from Svetlana the sledgehammer
Miss! The Kibukas take no damage.

[EeveeGirlChey]

"OH FUCK!"

> Gun the Kibukas down

[Mackie]

Jessie unholsters her Service Weapon and shoots a Kibuka once.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Give the Brutality Beatdown (i.e. few hard bitch-slaps to the head with the nightstick)

[MadeOfMilk]

> Fuck Svetlana, get 'em with the Kalashnikov's bayonet

[Kennifer]

>Swing the halberd at Kibuka B again.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

(Forgot to add to Kibuka A)

[KungFuCutbug]

>have Skid punch Kibuka A from the front and Pump kick it from the back in a pincer attack

[Guma]

>have Skid punch Kibuka A from the front and Pump kick it from the back in a pincer attack
Miss! Kibuka A took no damage.

Kibuka A ran away!

Kibuka B stopped dancing.
Kibuka B launched a magic spell at BBM. -5 MP, leaving them with 50.
BBM took 10 damage.

>Give the Brutality Beatdown (i.e. few hard bitch-slaps to the head with the nightstick) -2 MP, leaving BBM with 28.
Kibuka B took 1 damage, leaving them with 2.

>Gun the Kibukas down
Kibuka B took 1 damage, leaving them with 3.

>Swing the halberd at Kibuka B again.
Kibuka B took 1 damage, leaving them with 4.

Jessie unholsters her Service Weapon and shoots a Kibuka once.
Miss! Kibuka B took no damage.

>Fuck Svetlana, get 'em with the Kalashnikov's bayonet
Kibuka B took 1 damage, leaving them with 5.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Shit, it ran away! That's probably not doing any favors in the eyes of the big dragon.]

>have Pump bitchslap Kibuka B and Skid slam his fists on its head from above

[Mackie]

Jessie uses her telekinesis to try and hit Kibuka B with a large piece of rubble from the fight

[Kennifer]

>just keep swinging that halberd at Kibuka B

[Guma]

>have Pump bitchslap Kibuka B and Skid slam his fists on its head from above
Miss! Kibuka B took no damage.

Kibuka B ran away!

The battle was over.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Bodyslam Kibuka A

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

(ignore command)

[KungFuCutbug]

[Well that sucks.]

[Kennifer]

Aw, man! That was weak. Weaky weaky weak!!!!!!!!

[Guma]

Oof . . . what a shame. I'm truly sorry. There was nothing we could do about it. You won't be getting any bonuses, but everyone who fought still gets 500 P as a consolation prize.

All participating fighters received 500 P.