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“No shit, Sherlock, they fuckin’ turned Tommy into sushi & piña coladas.”
[A pause.]
“...wait a sec. Piña colada... Tommy Coolatta...” [Pico pauses again before dramatically facepalming as hard as he can.] “OH FUCK YOU, WHOEVER THE HELL DID THIS.”
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...can I have some sushi?
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04-23-2021, 20:04:19 PM
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Seedy Joe grows pale after what he heard happen to Tommy. Guess it was inevitable, but it still makes me wretch. I know I make foods outta all these animals, but to make food outta someone? Just no! No! Shame that happened to Tommy, seemed like a good kid.
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"And here I was hoping after the previous night that we just had a bunch of lazy killers who weren't going to kill anybody."
Linda was looking quite ill...
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[...Pico's probably gonna regret this, but...]
> fuck it, drink one of the Piña Coladas! it might not actually be made from Tommy's remains, he could be just overthinking it
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> Search for cooking utensils that could have been used for the murder
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>Eat the sushi
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"Please do not consume the sushi that's probably a person," Vivi grumbles.
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What the hell is wrong with you two? You're actually gonna eat somethin' that used to be a person? I---
> After the utensil search, find a place to throw up in
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> Examine the table closely. Maybe the killer was dense enough to leave some evidence lying amidst their Tommy Coolatta buffet.
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"Can I ask what Tommy's role was, by the way?"
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It is a great honor to be cooked into a meal after death in Boland!
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“It's called fuckin’ second-guessin’ myself, okay? I might just be goin’ to the worst-goddamn-case scenario. Iii... dunno about Bonald, though, that sushi is definitely fuckin’ soylent.”
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> fuck it, drink one of the Piña Coladas! it might not actually be made from Tommy's remains, he could be just overthinking it (9)
That's...got a weird taste to it. You can taste some orange, and some.....blood. Ew...you just drank Tommy's blood.
> Search for cooking utensils that could have been used for the murder (6)
The knives are all clean.
> Eat the sushi (1)
PFFFFT
You spit that shit out. The red nori? That was his tissue.
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“I LITERALLY SAID NOT TO EAT AND YOU EAT IT? I SHOWED YOU TWO SEASONS OF CANNABOLISM, AND YOU EAT IT?”
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[That was bad timing.]
> go back to the bathroom and vomit again
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This tastes terrible! One star!
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"Pico. My boy. It is with the deepest respect for you that I ask, what the fuck were you thinking?!"
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> After the utensil search, find a place to throw up in (2)
RUN TO THE BATHROOM!
Wait...you're not fast enough...
> Examine the table closely. Maybe the killer was dense enough to leave some evidence lying amidst their Tommy Coolatta buffet. (10)
Stolas accidentally knocks over a Tommy Colatta onto himself.
“Well, love's over. The Cupid is dead.”
“Why do the killers always have to make such good food using bad ingredients?”
god morming
Helena comes up and throws a piece of Tommy Sushi into her, mouth, chewing it all the way.
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> go back to the bathroom and vomit again (7)
You have successfully vomited.
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Seedy Joe doesn't make it on time and actually ends up spewing his guts out all over the bathroom floor.
Oh, man, sorry about that. Guess I wasn't fast enough...
> Clean up his throw-up. Then,..
> Search to see if kitchen sink was used by anything during the night
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[And Pico's back again.] “Ergh. The hell was I thinkin’...”
> search for something to wash the taste out of your mouth
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04-23-2021, 20:27:28 PM
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Oh, dear heavens! Stolas's extremely expensive robe has just been stained with a pungent mixture of alcohol and human blood! This is unacceptable!
> run off and see if there's, like, a laundry room or something
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Okay, time to stop being distracted by the... uh, buffet and whether or not people are going to eat any more of the sushi...
>Try to get a look at that black fabric again, can she tell anything about it on a second glance? Is it black because of burning/soot or was it always black, is it torn or cut, that kind of thing.
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> Clean up his throw-up. Then... (8)
Clorox wipes work pretty well, not like we're sponsored or any-
This episode of Brothers In Arms was sponsored by Clorox cleaning wipes!
Drinks are the bomb of any party, but...
Did you make a spill? Did it cause a huge mess?
(Cut to Audley spilling a red drink)
Well, you need Clorox, germ-erasing table-cleaning wipes!
It doesn't matter what happened, or who did it, Clorox will clean anything!
(Cut to Audley's fidgeting hand cleaning the table)
Clorox! For when accidents happen.
> Search to see if kitchen sink was used by anything during the night (1)
I mean...of course it fucking was, there's aprons and hats and other shit in there.
> search for something to wash the taste out of your mouth (4)
Will toothpaste do?
> run off and see if there's, like, a laundry room or something (10)
There in fact is! Although the only clothes available for Stolas is a plain white chef's jacket.
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