04-23-2021, 19:08:10 PM
>Let's try that again and not leave bloody footprints everywhere ouch ouch ouch
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Brothers In Arms
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04-23-2021, 19:16:37 PM
> wait a sec where the fuck is Tommy (9)
...Well the blue kitchen is a complete fucking mess. First of all, the stove is on fire with a bunch of ash and a half burnt apron. In the sink, there's a completely burnt chef's hat, and the other half of the apron. there's also mittens. To add onto that, there's glass everywhere, and a little bit of blood splattered on the floor. Yet despite all of this, there's a dish of nicely prepared sushi and Pina Coladas on the table. There seems to be enough for everyone. > Let's try that again and not leave bloody footprints everywhere ouch ouch ouch (7) Hey! You found a bandage! That helps.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:21:56 PM
Okay now that that's taken care of, Linda will...
>Get to helping with the investigation.
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-23-2021, 19:22:25 PM
[...Oh no. No no no no no. Nonononono. Not this shit again. NOT THIS FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT AGAIN.]
> find somewhere you can hide away from everyone and vomit in peace SYMPTOMATIC
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04-23-2021, 19:26:39 PM
> Get to helping with the investigation. (8)
Linda sees the same things, but notices something else. There's a piece of black cloth near the knob of a cabinent. > find somewhere you can hide away from everyone and vomit in peace (6) Bathroom's good.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:32:26 PM
"Black cloth? Where'd that come from?"
> Get a closer look.
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-23-2021, 19:33:38 PM
> Get a closer look (1)
it's black fucking cloth.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:36:14 PM
>Search everyone to see who wears black
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
04-23-2021, 19:41:24 PM
> Search everyone to see who wears black (1)
Bonald finds a little bit of black in everyone. Some don't match up to the amount on, but he considers them anyway. After thinking for a while, he's nowhere.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:42:08 PM
>Look to see if anybody's clothing seems ripped.
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-23-2021, 19:42:35 PM
>Okay, does anyone have a missing piece of fabric on their clothes?
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
04-23-2021, 19:44:13 PM
Stolas is not a morning person. He's more of a night owl, really. (Heh.) But his bleariness vanishes in a second when he notices the sushi.
"...please don't tell me..." > examine the sushi. Just to make damn sure it's what you think it is.
04-23-2021, 19:48:09 PM
> Look to see if anybody's clothing seems ripped. (4)
Not really. > Okay, does anyone have a missing piece of fabric on their clothes? (6) Bonald can tell it's not from his, Linda's, or Stolas' clothes. > examine the sushi. Just to make damn sure it's what you think it is. (8) It's a regular Sushi roll with special spicy sauce, wario sauce, crab, avacado...and two layers of nori...one mysteriously red...wait, is it nori?
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:48:54 PM
[After a minute, Pico returns from the bathroom, wiping his mouth off with his sleeve.] “God fuckin’ damn it... Thought I'd be done with this bullshit when I left that dumbass island...”
> since Stolas is investigating the sushi, investigate the Piña Coladas in turn, just in case SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-23-2021, 19:53:22 PM
Admittedly, life in Hell desensitises you to a lot of things. Stolas doesn't feel even slightly queasy, but he does feel bad. Poor innocent Tommy, the first life claimed... it feels so unfair.
"Well, I am afraid this "sushi" is... exactly what we thought. Rest in peace, Tommy Coolatta."
04-23-2021, 19:53:57 PM
THEY TURNED HIM INTO SUSHI!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
04-23-2021, 19:55:10 PM
“...They fuckin’ what.” [Okay, what the hell. Not even the zombies resorted to elaborate displays of cannibalism. Pico holds back the urge to run to the bathroom and vomit again.]
SYMPTOMATIC
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04-23-2021, 19:55:28 PM
Seedy Joe happens to walk into where everyone is, unaware of what's going on.
Mornin', everyone! Beautiful day, ain't it. I'm ready to- wait, what's goin' on here?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-23-2021, 19:56:56 PM
> since Stolas is investigating the sushi, investigate the Piña Coladas in turn, just in case (5)
It's an orange/reddish hue, and the orange and red don't seem to have mixed very well. "Wow! For once you guys were smart enough not to eat random food sitting out."
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-23-2021, 19:57:20 PM
“Take a good, long look at the goddamn disaster scene around us and you fuckin’ tell me what's goin’ on.”
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-23-2021, 19:58:25 PM
Seedy Joe takes a sigh at everything. Somebody died, didn't they? So it's happenin' already...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-23-2021, 20:00:54 PM
"It appears our killers have taken the idea that this is a cooking show to heart. And also taken poor Tommy's heart. And cooked it. Into sushi. Along with most of the rest of him."
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