Brothers In Arms

[JKBenbot]

>Try to make fruit salad. (And I swear if this roll goes badly.)

[Dookie]

> make some fries, maybe there's truffle oil around here? (5)

The fries are fine.

> Try to make fruit salad (3)

The fruit salad is kind of bland, but it'll do.

[Kennifer]

"I think she thinks you slipped her some moonshine or something."

[Cassie]

Henrik tastes the fruit salad Steambot made after eating some fries.

"Uh...kinda bland."

[Zanreo]

>eat some pancakes

[Caret]

Mmmmm... that's not a bad egg omelet at all! Hey, I'm a better cook then I thought! TAKE THAT, ROGER!

Doof laughs sheepishly while munching on his omelet.

[Cassie]

"Can I try it?" Henrik asks Doof, offering truffle fries in return.

[Caret]

Errr... sure, weird janitor. After all, I can't show off my Tri Sate-famous cooking skills without actually feeding people!

The doctor hands Henrik some of the omelet.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Heh! I'm not gonna hold that against her too much because she's not thinkin’ right. But it's the funniest thing: it's always the most beautiful women here that make the meanest drunks. Don't know why that is., he says as he shrugs.

[Huney]

"why would a drink be mean! they can't even talk!"

[Kennifer]

"Hey now, I'm a fun drunk!"

[Kafkaesque]

"Job, eh? Well, I am royalty of Hell. Lesser demons cower at the name of Prince Stolas! Or they get aroused, it depends on who you talk to. Regardless! I am a very big deal!"

[Cassie]

"This is pretty nice."

Henrik, what the fuck, HAVE YOU BEEN CARRYING THAT TRUFFLE OIL BOTTLE THE WHOLE TIME!?

"Maybe try it with some truffle oil."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I wadn't talkin’ about you, Linda. Yeah, you are a good-lookin’ woman and watchin’ you get off my moonshine yesterday, you are a riot and you seem like a good mother and wife, not to mention you make some great pancakes. But there's somethin’ about Ur Mom that makes me wanna squeal like a pig, ya know what I mean? But still yet though, don't wanna get into a fight with her, though. Be like wrestlin’ with a bear, I bet.

[Dookie]

>eat some pancakes (8)

You haven eaten

Successfully

[Kennifer]

"Oh I get it, you're a chubby chaser aren't you? There's no shame in that... my Bobby's pretty chubby and I love his body too."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Junko internally drools at all of the delicious and yummy food, before deciding to...

>Make something of her own... Maybe some ramen, perhaps?

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi decides to >show off by making fancy Eorzean food.

"I'm an adventurer. That works out to mostly wandering around doing odd jobs. And slaying gods sometimes."

[Billy5545]

Patchy eventually comes into the room after waking up. He then says, "What 're we havin' fer breakfast now?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yep, always have been. She actually reminds me of one of my own ex-wives in looks and personality. She can be kinda hard on ya, but she was the one I loved the most. And you said your hubby was purty chunky too? You sound like someone with great taste too. Just huggin’ someone chubby like that makes ya like you're in the safest place in the world. Hope you feel blessed to have a man like that in your life.

[Kennifer]

"I do! Hugging my Bobby is the best feeling in the world. Besides maybe hugging my kids!"

[Dookie]

> Make something of her own... Maybe some ramen, perhaps? (6)

The ramen is great!

> show off by making fancy Eorzean food. (10)

While it doesn't look too fancy, it tastes pretty great!

[Cassie]

Henrik's eyes momentarily go wide over the "slaying gods bit" that Vivi said.

[Dookie]

“So...how about the challenge starting in 24 IRL Hours? I mean, it's kind of early...”

no

“That wasn't a question. That was an announcement.”

[Billy5545]

> Make some Krabby Patties. And please, don't pull the same thing as what happened to Spongebob last time.