Bottled Time

[Kennifer]

"Huh, really? Well, I guess a plain old gun is fine, sure. I was just hoping for something more... effective than regular bullets. For efficiency, you know. Take these Corpcorp guys out quicker."

Drunken bullshit-fu go!

[MadeOfMilk]

Who needs handguns when you've got...

After a flash of light, Madelyn has changed into her magical girl form.

...Magic, bitch?

She flashes a smug grin at the man.

[Oggy123]

>Try following the others into the future

[Dookie]

“Do you want to help me overthrow Corpcorp? If not, fuck off.”

“...Yes.”

[PointMaid]

Hmmm... If Dio is looking for a... surface, I guess... we'll still need ink, or at least something to work like it.

> Keep looking for ink or something you can use like it

[TalesofUnder]

>Find a substitute for paper (5)

You find a flat rock that Kennifer tripped over earlier. It should work perfectly well.

>Find ink (6)

Putting your morals aside for a bit, you snap off one of Roxy's limbs like it's a chicken leg and use the blood like ink, and the leg like a pen. You do get struck by lightning for this, though.

[TalesofUnder]

IN THE FUTURE...

...the FUCK is that?! Only a member of Corpcorp could know how to do that!

(Jackie does not take to Madelyn's magic show... like, at all.)

[PointMaid]

...I suggest you use this to get an impression of your fingerprints and print your name by it. My hands were too small to have made the prints on Jay's chin, but Pinky and I will do it to prove our good intent.

> Do so and keep watch closely when others are making their fingerprints to make sure there's no funny business

[Billy5545]

Dio makes a smug smirk after he manages to find the surface, then with seeing Pinky and the Brain getting the ink from Roxy's blood. He then prepares to get his fingerprint on the slab as he says, "of course, I will prove that I am never responsible for that dog's demise."

> Imprint your fingerprint on the slab using the blood

[MadeOfMilk]

...CrapcrapcrapCRAP JUSTGIVEMETHEGUN Madelyn backpedals, trying to keep Jeffrey from taking a chunk out of Jackie.

[Dookie]

“It's the future! Cool! It looks terrible, but do you guys have flying cars?”

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri whistles at the others to grab their attention. HEY, UH, BRO? THANKSS FOR YOUR ASSSSISSTANCE. BUT WE'VE GOT NORMAL KINETIC GUNSS LIKE WE ALL DO IN THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW, JACK? They're clearly using "jack" as some sorta futuristic slang term for bro. WE WERE JUSST HOPING YOU MIGHT HAVE SSTOLEN SSOME TUBULAR EXPERIMENTAL TECH FROM THE CORPCORP LAMERSS. ANYWAYSS, WE GOT WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR. They nod back at the rift.

[TalesofUnder]

(Jackie just sort of starts firing his handgun wildly.)

>Imprint fingerprints (3)

By doing so, you can tell that they don't match to the ones on Jay's chin, or the ones on the supply crate for that matter (remember that?)

>Imprint Fingerprints 2: Print Harder (4)

Your fingerprints match up to the ones on the match, but not to the ones on Jay's chin or the crate.

[KungFuCutbug]

[OH FUCK NO. Luke hasn't done anything of note in the future, but dying sure as hell isn't going to be his first.] “WAAUGH! G-guys? We might need to run!”

[Kennifer]

"Well it's been nice meeting you and I'll be sure to look out for those Corpcorp guys, but I didn't bring any weapons with me and if you don't have anything more effective than regular old guns, I'll... be back to help you later."

> Back through the rift because oh my god Kennifer is not sober enough for this shit.

[MadeOfMilk]

Forget about "might", we NEED to run!

[KungFuCutbug]

> oh yeah Luke's hauling ass back to the camp if that wasn't obvious

[MadameButterflyKnife]

NOT AGAIN- ALRIGHT GUYSS, LET'SS GO!

>push everyone in the Future into the time rift back to Fuck Off Nowhere, Siberia

[MadeOfMilk]

> Whoops forgot Madelyn and Jeffrey need to get out too

[Weirdguy149]

"Dipper" did a casual salute with his middle finger then did an about face and walked back through the rift.

[KungFuCutbug]

> grab Cool Sendri and drag them back through the rift to Siberia as well, if need be

[Dookie]

> BACK TO THE PAST!

[TalesofUnder]

>Fuck off (2)

Oh no. You ain't going nowhere! Not until you tell me what relation you have to Lily Prince, the CEO of Corpcorp!

Well, fuck. You tried.

[KungFuCutbug]

> KEEP TRYING KEEP TRYING KEEP TRYING YOU CAN'T DIE HERE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Kennifer]

"I'm related to some pretty weird people, but nobody by that name. As for any business I have with her? Well... she's Corpcorp so... the kind of business where she's going down?"

...Right? Yeah she's gonna try that drunken bullshit-fu again.