04-29-2021, 01:38:30 AM
“I think you aimed a little wrong.”
“I kinda liked that actually!”
“I kinda liked that actually!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Bottled Time
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04-29-2021, 01:38:30 AM
“I think you aimed a little wrong.”
“I kinda liked that actually!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-29-2021, 01:39:17 AM
> Search for a mirror so Kennifer can admire her big caboose
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-29-2021, 01:42:04 AM
Cool Sendri actually facepalms. FLORAN'SS ALL FOR THICC POSSITIVITY, THAT'SSS COOL, BUT WE'RE DEALING WITH A TRAITOR HERE.
04-29-2021, 01:43:07 AM
Yea, yeah, sorry. You're right. Back to business.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-29-2021, 01:43:30 AM
Guys, let's be horny later, 'kay?
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
04-29-2021, 01:44:07 AM
“Right! Let's get back to business.”
> Bleach eyes.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-29-2021, 01:45:26 AM
"Right. Murder investigation, possible framing... sorry, bit... distracted by what just happened to me."
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-29-2021, 01:54:14 AM
I AM NOT GAZING... I AM NOT TELLING YOU!
(Nikei's face is visibly red.) >Bleach your eyes (4) You pour the nearest thing to bleach in your eyes... which happens to be kerosene. Youch. >Fingerprints on the chin? (6) Nearly poking your eye out on EJL's chin, you determine that yes, there are fingerprints on it. >Search for a mirror (1) You're hit by a rock that says “EJL, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.” >Die inside (2) You can't even die inside. That's how dead inside you are.
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
04-29-2021, 01:56:34 AM
[...Why is “Crawling” by Linkin Park stuck in Luke's head now?]
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-29-2021, 01:57:27 AM
Evil Jay looks slightly offended by the message he read on the rock.
That's not nice, or true at all. You know what they say about guys with big chins, right?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-29-2021, 01:58:03 AM
“They're overcompensating for something?”
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-29-2021, 01:58:52 AM
FINGERPRINTSS ON THE CHIN...LET'SS JUSST MAKE SURE.
> are they JAY's fingerprints???
04-29-2021, 01:59:28 AM
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Reisen blushes upon seeing Kennifer's prominent bottom...
Focus. We got to focus. >Find anything to compare fingerprints I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
04-29-2021, 02:01:09 AM
Evil Jay makes a handwave motion at Luke, looking slightly embarrassed.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-29-2021, 02:02:13 AM
>Are they EJL's fingerprints? (2)
You don't know. >Compare fingerprints (2) You nearly avoid being crushed by Plymouth Rock. Good lord!
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?
04-29-2021, 02:03:22 AM
SO NOT TUBULAR. WACK. IS ANYONE ELSSE WILLING TO EXAMINE THESSE PRINTSS?
04-29-2021, 02:05:17 AM
[Luke stares at the fallen Plymouth Rock, utterly dumbfounded.] “...OKAY HOW THE BLAZES.”
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-29-2021, 02:05:33 AM
“Sure.”
> EXAMINE THESSE PRINTSS
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-29-2021, 02:05:36 AM
A young man abruptly leaned on Luke's shoulder with a shit-eating grin on his face.
"WELL, DANG, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT, KID."
04-29-2021, 02:05:38 AM
Brain grumbles, then climbs up to take a look for himself at the fingerprints on Jay's chin.
> Can you rule anyone out from the fingerprints just by size? Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
04-29-2021, 02:07:19 AM
(04-29-2021, 02:05:36 AM)Weirdguy149 Wrote: A young man abruptly leaned on Luke's shoulder with a shit-eating grin on his face. “Hey, look, it's somebody else our age! Hello pre teen!”
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
04-29-2021, 02:08:21 AM
“EXCUSE ME WHO THE F—”
[Luke regains his composure and clears his throat.] “Who... are you?” > while waiting for an answer, help Cool Sendri and Alex/Eve “EXAMINE THESSE PRINTSS” SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE SO DRAMATIC PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
04-29-2021, 02:10:52 AM
"Was that kid here before or am I really that drunk? How strong is this wine anyway?"
>Make sure those prints on Jay's chin aren't yours from when you bumped into him and knocked the chin off.
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-29-2021, 02:11:16 AM
"THE NAME'S... DIPPER PINES. NORMAL HUMAN KID, YEP, THAT'S ME, NICE TO MEET YA."
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