Bottled Time

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri skateboards over. DUDE! HOW'D YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR FACE; FLORAN MIGHT USSE THAT SSOMETIME-WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THERE?!

[KungFuCutbug]

“...” [Luke momentarily inhales.] “It wouldn't happen to be a laser gun, would it?”

[Kennifer]

"Really though, how the fuck?"

[PointMaid]

Brain nods at Luke I have the same question.

[TalesofUnder]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

[Kennifer]

"I don't know. Hope it was okay to take this though!"

Kennifer's holding up the wine bottle.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well yeah, it is a laser. But I can assure you it wasn't used yesterday. I just happened to keep it a secret as it's a secret weapon. I just use it for defensive purproses only.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer just kinda... stares at EJL a moment and takes another swig of wine.

[KungFuCutbug]

“I... have my doubts,” [Luke says, hesitantly.] “There was also a trail from your tent to Roxy's. You remember it, don't you? It still isn't enough to reasonably convict you, I'd say... not yet, anyway. But, I have my eyes on you from now on, Jay. Understood?”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yea, I understand.

Evil Jay puts his chin back on.

Someone has to be a suspect here, just one of those things.

[Dookie]

“I mean, not to mention your name is literally EvilJay Leno.”

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, it could all be like... Too obvious? Like somebody's framing him, that's why the footprints didn't match up that well. Jay? Do you think somebody coulda come in and seen what's under your chin in the middle of the night, maybe gotten some ideas to go all shoop de woop firin' my laser in case anybody um... stumbled like I did, sorry about that."

...okay, that probably sounded like drunken rambling because holy shit she drank the whole damn bottle.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yes, I know that's my name. I showed you all my birth certificate. And I accept that I'm a suspect, but I'm not a killer though. Just someone who like to have some fun and pull pranks on people, Evil Jay says as puts his chin back on. Watch this!

He points at Kennifer and snaps his fingers. Suddenly, Kennifer's booty gets all big and plump. (OC, I got permission to do this)

And here you are, Kennifer Lopez. And yes, it is possible someone could have seen my laser and fired it off near my tent. Can't rule that out.

[PointMaid]

...That does beg the question how they would have figured out to use the laser to make us question you, if the laser last night was trying to frame you. Did anyone know about the laser gun?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Not to my knowledge.

[Dookie]

“…”

> Bleach your eyes

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“What.”

[MadameButterflyKnife]

ARE YOU SSURE YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THISS LASSER GUN?

[Kennifer]

"I..."

Kennifer is now trying to crane her neck around to look at her butt.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Nope, didn't tell a soul about my chin laser.

[Dookie]

“Well if you're so magical, try me.”

Alex stands in front of Leno.

“NO-“

[MadameButterflyKnife]

...FLORAN'SS GOT A RADICAL IDEA.

>search EJL's chin for fingerprints

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All right, kid, you asked for it!

(Again, got permission OC) He turns Eve into a Beav...er. A beaver. He then promptly changes her back.

See, no harm done.

[TalesofUnder]

Uhhhhh... hehehehe... wait, huh? Let me ass... I mean, ask something. What happened? I was too butt... I mean, busy with my bento box.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

To sum most of it up, a bunch of people got hit by rocks and Evil Jay Leno's chin fell off.

[Kennifer]

"Okay, I can't get a good look, what's it look like?"