Bottled Time

[Kennifer]

>Can you tell anything about the prints (shoe size/style, were shoes even worn, etc.) that might help identify who they belong to?

[Dookie]

Well, maybe she should start doing something productive for once instead of crying out her sorrows, she thinks.

> Fabric, any of it?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Evil Jay Leno finally walks out of his tent onto the scene.

Morning, everyone. Is everybody- HOLY SHIT! How'd that happen?

>search for anything that could have caused the fire

[TalesofUnder]

>Investigate (3)

The grass next to the tent is rather burnt, suggesting that a trail of something was made and then lit on fire.

>Clear sinuses (5) 

Your sinuses are now clearer than a five-star hotel is of cockroaches. With that out of the way, you sniff the ground, and surely enough, you smell kerosene.

>Examine prints (4)

You realize that the prints are not actually prints, but rather, they're Prince. As in, the musical artist.

Nah, I'm just kidding. You notice that the prints are pretty big, pointing to somebody with big shoes.

>Look for fabric (6)

You don't find any fabric, but you did look really hard. And because of that, your eyes hurt even more now. Congrats!

>Look for a fire causer

You don't find anything of the sort on first glance. But you do find a rusty old penny... in the middle of Siberia, somehow. Don't ask.

[TalesofUnder]

(NOTE: EJL rolled a 2)

[Kennifer]

Okay, that's... moderately useful in narrowing things down.

"Well, whoever it is looks like they've got pretty big feet, at least."

[PointMaid]

Haha, it's kerosene, Brain, isn't that a great smell? I love the smell of kerosene.

...Why did I ever encourage you to sniff kerosene? Never mind. If someone used a bottle of kerosene to burn this tent and dog down, it might have fingerprints. We need to find it, Pinky.

> Look for any containers of kerosene that might have been used for the burn

[KungFuCutbug]

> search for the rest of the trail and follow it

[Kennifer]

> Is there a lighter or anything near the scene?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ooh, a penny. Hopefully, it can get me some luck here.

> Also search for lighter

[TalesofUnder]

>Check for a container (4)

You find the burnt remains of a kerosene can inside of the tent.

>Follow the trail (1)

Suddenly, a rock falls out of the sky and biffs you in the head. Closer inspections reveal it has a middle finger carved into it.

>Search for lighter (2)

You are too distracted by the wonderful magical rock that fell out of the sky and decked Luke Triton.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Ow!” [Luke falls flat onto his face upon getting hit with the rock. When he looks at it and sees the middle finger, he frowns a bit, clearly annoyed, before tossing it aside and...]

> trying again to follow the trail

[Kennifer]

"What's with the rocks around here? Is that normal for Siberia or something?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Evil Jay Leno chuckles at the rock. Someone had to have crafted that. It's nice work. But I hope you're okay there, Luke. Looked like that hurt.

> Go on to search again for a lighter

[KungFuCutbug]

“It hurt my pride moreso than my head,” [Luke calmly mutters to himself in response to Jay's comment.]

[Dookie]

So there's a big foot, there's also a...and a....

Yeah, she can't consentrate.

She gets some shut eye by going back into the tent.

---

“Ok, that's better.”

> Who here's shoes match up to the prints? Or better question: Who doesn't match up?

[TalesofUnder]

>Follow the trail (1)

God, what's with all these fucking rocks? They're like God's kidney stones. Anyways, this one has “FLT IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER” etched on it.

>Search for a lighter (2)

No hubo suerte, Señor Evil Jay Leno.

>Who matches the footprints? (2) 

You don't know, because your eyes still hurt from all the bawling you did.

[PointMaid]

Hmm. I'm not holding out a lot of hope that a burned can will have fingerprints. But we can try, Pinky.

> Check the burned can for any prints

[KungFuCutbug]

[Luke just throws the “bitch-ass motherfucker” rock onto the ground as hard as he can and...]

> keeps following the trail

[Kennifer]

"What the fuck?"

Okay, Kennifer will ignore the rocks that keep falling on Luke for a moment and

> resume the hunt for a lighter.

[TalesofUnder]

>Check the burnt can for prints (2)

Pinky is too busy picking his nose to comply.

>Follow the trail (2)

This time, it's marginally better. Instead of a rock, you get hit by a Funko Pop of Maui from Moana, as portrayed by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

>check for a lighter (1)

A rock sculpture of a lobster with the entire Navy Seal copypasta written on it falls on Kennifer's head.

[Kennifer]

Well, that's gonna leave a lump. Kennifer just kinda falls over because fuckin' ouch.

[KungFuCutbug]

[...

...Y'know what, Luke's just gonna pocket that Funko Pop because it's adorable and then—]

> KEEP. FOLLOWING. THE. FUCKING. TRAIL.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ahh, there's gotta be something here!

> Is there a fucking lighter or not?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

What's with this trail...

>Follow the trail... And also check your own feet.