Awe, having calculated the exact trajectory MP will take by speaking to Jeremy, the Frog that Knows All. Awe then proceeds to slam MP's face with a chess board, challenging them to a game. He takes the white pieces, ready to perform the legendary Tennison Gambit; Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation.
Awe initiates with a standard opening- king's pawn to E4. MP goes d5, retaliating with the Scandinavian Defense. This is MP's first and last mistake, for the game is already over. The natural move would be to capture MP's pawn, but in the Tennison Gambit White's king's pawn will instead be sacrificed. Awe then plays Knight F3- MP responds by capturing Awe's pawn, attacking Awe's knight. Awe moves his Knight to F5, saving the piece and attacking the Pawn.
... after seeing that MP has fallen asleep from the sheer boredom of Chess, Awe proceeds to just launch the intercontinental ballistic missile to obliterate MP, taking the pizza as the explosion that definitely should be touching and killing him passes by harmlessly as he menacingly strolls away.
Awe initiates with a standard opening- king's pawn to E4. MP goes d5, retaliating with the Scandinavian Defense. This is MP's first and last mistake, for the game is already over. The natural move would be to capture MP's pawn, but in the Tennison Gambit White's king's pawn will instead be sacrificed. Awe then plays Knight F3- MP responds by capturing Awe's pawn, attacking Awe's knight. Awe moves his Knight to F5, saving the piece and attacking the Pawn.
... after seeing that MP has fallen asleep from the sheer boredom of Chess, Awe proceeds to just launch the intercontinental ballistic missile to obliterate MP, taking the pizza as the explosion that definitely should be touching and killing him passes by harmlessly as he menacingly strolls away.
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