[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...Only to be intercepted by MP, who proceeds to take the pizza and blast both poles with a special heat-laser! Both poles melt, which causes the entire world to be sunk into the water, including the Florien/ans. However, said heat-laser also accelerates climate change, which creates many natural disasters, including a mega-hurricane that MP encounters. The Pizza slips out of MP's hands and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, where it is claimed by...