02-14-2021, 01:46:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2021, 01:48:43 AM by NoahStratos.)
Giving a week? Should have given it eleven minutes kek
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 4
It's Shitass's turn. He punches the Dice Block and manages to roll a 9. He stops by the HOC T-Dolls to get launched somewhere else.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Shitass isn't willing to pay any coins to be launched like from a TNT cannon.
As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie gives him a metal helmet to wear, Shitass opens his inventory, places it in his helmet slot, and stands there until he is put into the supersized mortar to be launched.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Shitass is fired straight into the bottom left island instead of going to the top two. He tries to land near the shop and manages to land two spaces behind it.
He enters Captain Syrup's shop.
Captain Syrup: Greetings, mate. How does treasure trading sound? I'll need your coins for them!
The shop items included: Bob-omb Orb (10 Coins), Bulin Orb (15 Coins), Vampire Orb (10 Coins)
Shitass trades in 15 of his coins for a Bulin Orb as he stares at it in his hand before stowing it away in his inventory.
Captain Syrup: Come back again if you really wanna.
Shitass passes by former private Ryan and stops on a Blue Space, gaining 3 coins.
Bulin Orb - The player that lands on the space it creates calls in the two Bulin of the Kansen to delete all their items and convert them to coins which goes to the player who created the space.
It's Henry's turn. Using up his Super Mushroom Orb, he then fires a minigun at the Dice Blocks that comes out one by one. The rolls he accrued are a 2, a 4, and a 8. The dice rolls sum up to 14. He stops near the trio of T-Dolls to try to land somewhere in the top islands.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry declines the 10 coin fee, pulls out a metal helmet of his own, as the T-Dolls start loading him into the mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
As Henry finds out he'll land somewhere in the top right island, he tries to stick the landing and manages to land on the Evil Space the closest to the Fly Guy. He picks up a Bowlo Orb from an Orb Space and ignores Rory Mercury on his way to his stop, as Henry is vying for the Star Space. He stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 more coins.
Bowlo Orb - The user turns into a ball that rolls across the board. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination steal 10 coins from the player they roll over.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He throws his Thwomp Orb a space behind the Star Space then rolls the Dice Block. Rolling a 8, he passes by the troupe of British WW2 soldiers, picks up a Lakitu Orb and a Bob-omb Orb from two Orb Spaces before stopping on a Red Space, losing 3 of his coins.
Lakitu Orb - Allows the player to target any of their opponents to steal a random item in their inventory.
Bob-omb Orb - The space it lands on explodes on the player who tries to bypass the space it created, reducing the current moves the player had before they passed the space by half (rounded down).
It's Michael's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 10. He passes by one of the Capsule Machines before stopping at the other one further down his path. Time to roll.
Capsule Machine: OK, I will give you an Orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spits out a Waddle Dee Orb.
Michael stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
Waddle Dee Orb - Give you a free item that replaces this item after being used.
It's the Boyfriend against the other three players again in a sick 1vs3 duel!
Turn 4 Mini-Game - Skewer Scurry (video of minigame)
The players are thrown into a dungeon filled with numerous Skewers. As the Boyfriend climbs up to find a crystal ball on the balcony, a voice that sounded like Yuuya Hozumi, telling the Boyfriend about the mini-game before ridiculing the other three players in the pit before laughing. As the voice wanes out, Boyfriend gets his magician juice flowing as the Skewers start moving upon the Boyfriend's command.
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 4
It's Shitass's turn. He punches the Dice Block and manages to roll a 9. He stops by the HOC T-Dolls to get launched somewhere else.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Shitass isn't willing to pay any coins to be launched like from a TNT cannon.
As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie gives him a metal helmet to wear, Shitass opens his inventory, places it in his helmet slot, and stands there until he is put into the supersized mortar to be launched.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Shitass is fired straight into the bottom left island instead of going to the top two. He tries to land near the shop and manages to land two spaces behind it.
He enters Captain Syrup's shop.
Captain Syrup: Greetings, mate. How does treasure trading sound? I'll need your coins for them!
The shop items included: Bob-omb Orb (10 Coins), Bulin Orb (15 Coins), Vampire Orb (10 Coins)
Shitass trades in 15 of his coins for a Bulin Orb as he stares at it in his hand before stowing it away in his inventory.
Captain Syrup: Come back again if you really wanna.
Shitass passes by former private Ryan and stops on a Blue Space, gaining 3 coins.
Bulin Orb - The player that lands on the space it creates calls in the two Bulin of the Kansen to delete all their items and convert them to coins which goes to the player who created the space.
It's Henry's turn. Using up his Super Mushroom Orb, he then fires a minigun at the Dice Blocks that comes out one by one. The rolls he accrued are a 2, a 4, and a 8. The dice rolls sum up to 14. He stops near the trio of T-Dolls to try to land somewhere in the top islands.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry declines the 10 coin fee, pulls out a metal helmet of his own, as the T-Dolls start loading him into the mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
As Henry finds out he'll land somewhere in the top right island, he tries to stick the landing and manages to land on the Evil Space the closest to the Fly Guy. He picks up a Bowlo Orb from an Orb Space and ignores Rory Mercury on his way to his stop, as Henry is vying for the Star Space. He stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 more coins.
Bowlo Orb - The user turns into a ball that rolls across the board. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination steal 10 coins from the player they roll over.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He throws his Thwomp Orb a space behind the Star Space then rolls the Dice Block. Rolling a 8, he passes by the troupe of British WW2 soldiers, picks up a Lakitu Orb and a Bob-omb Orb from two Orb Spaces before stopping on a Red Space, losing 3 of his coins.
Lakitu Orb - Allows the player to target any of their opponents to steal a random item in their inventory.
Bob-omb Orb - The space it lands on explodes on the player who tries to bypass the space it created, reducing the current moves the player had before they passed the space by half (rounded down).
It's Michael's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 10. He passes by one of the Capsule Machines before stopping at the other one further down his path. Time to roll.
Capsule Machine: OK, I will give you an Orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spits out a Waddle Dee Orb.
Michael stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
Waddle Dee Orb - Give you a free item that replaces this item after being used.
It's the Boyfriend against the other three players again in a sick 1vs3 duel!
Turn 4 Mini-Game - Skewer Scurry (video of minigame)
The players are thrown into a dungeon filled with numerous Skewers. As the Boyfriend climbs up to find a crystal ball on the balcony, a voice that sounded like Yuuya Hozumi, telling the Boyfriend about the mini-game before ridiculing the other three players in the pit before laughing. As the voice wanes out, Boyfriend gets his magician juice flowing as the Skewers start moving upon the Boyfriend's command.
- Shitass is the first to get impaled by a Skewer as he falls sideways to the ground as a lifeless corpse.
- Henry fails to get away from an array of Skewers in time and is flung out of the pit.
- Michael is the last to fall just two seconds before the Skewers stopped responding to the crystal ball's commands.
Turn 4 Map and Player Status