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[Florien]

Step 9: File a removal request to England, because under British lawsuit standards the loser pays the legal fees, get the judge to agree to this, then win the case and file a countersuit for libel and slander in the same court, essentially guaranteeing victory because of how low the bar is for a thing to be considered libel in British courts, all in hopes of establishing a credible threat of legal retaliation in the event someone tries to sue you again.