[Game] Uncivil War: The Future of Obychinzk

[Florien]

And then Mali-Akania (invaded) [because of an insulting picture of a pancake sent to the president.] through the Mynedd Deserts in the east and easily toppled Alatania. (Nuclear bombs hit Arzutzk.) [fired by aliens] Kalmar invaded the UK and took England back as part of the (thousand-year scheme) [wow all the racist conspiracy theories were right, guess I should start being racist to the scandinavians now, or nice seeing as apparently they can keep a scheme to reconquer England secret for a thousand years.] leaving the government in Paris vulnerable to the invasion from the newly reformed Lothringia, which had reformed when Luxembourg suddenly reconquered all its neighbors two weeks earlier. The government of the UK were all killed in the nuking of Paris shortly thereafter. Then the (economy collapsed) [it was later fixed with Austrian School Economics], and everyone's limbs fell off because of scurvy.

[You're not even reading the report, much less my annotations, are you? You probably didn't even notice that I replaced the normal document with my own work and annotated the dumbest and most over-the top possible scenario I could come up with. I hate this job. Obligatory real documents below.]

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Combat phase begins now! Next negotiation phase happens... I don't know, whenever the next night phase for a game comes around. Get those moves in.