[Literature] We're making a goddamn Dracula Daily thread.

[Florien]

I like how the captain says in the first entry "everyone's miserable and half my crew are missing-presumed-dead. Also my surviving crew are russian and my first mate romanian wow isn't this fascinating"

Also the old aggressively northern guy complaining about headstones is great. He shouldn't have walked it back with all that "oh no I was just making light of death because uhh I'll die soon probably I'm old, I definitely didn't really mean to loudly complain about how dumb headstones are for people who die at sea and never get recovered and all the dumb shit people write on them they're not the dumbest and stupidest thing ever and I don't think that they're the worst oh look changing the subject now look there's a weird boat, guess I'll die now"