Anyone else not buying the "treasure" explanation for the blue flames?

>The estate is called Carfax
There's a name that doesn't mean the same thing now as it did then :p

>I have taken with my kodak views of it from various points
Dracula confirmed to be a man who calls all video games "Nintendo".

Dracula: *flips out, nearly attacks Jonathan and stops only because of his cross, yeets his fucking shaving glass out the goddamned window*
Jonathan: very annoying

Even when our good friend realizes something's fucky he somehow is also oblivious at the same time.

It's quite short and we haven't got much to say about it. This letter is cute which contrasts amusingly with Jonathan's freakouts yesterday.

Gushing about a guy cause he "has an immense lunatic asylum all under his own care" is either values dissonance or genre blindness and under the circumstances we're not immediately sure which.

Dracula starts the day by being a legal nerd.

And then goes Monokuma and says "sleeping outside your bedroom is forbidden!" John's pretty sure he can block that with a cross though.

Quote:I am beginning to feel this nocturnal existence tell on me. It is destroying my nerve. I start at my own shadow, and am full of all sorts of horrible imaginings. God knows that there is ground for my terrible fear in this accursed place!

me when it's 3 am and i realize i forgot to take my melatonin

spider-drac, spider-drac, does whatever a spider-drac does

So he's finally worked out the bloodsucking thing! ... Somehow! Not entirely sure how this adds up to "vampire" specifically as opposed to, like... any other kind of supernatural predator. obviously we know he's right but how does he know that

"Shit. Shit. It wasn't a dream. Shit."

Well, that sounds bad lmao

Y'know, it's funny, nowadays nobody we know even explicitly defines a difference between "slang" and just... talking. Like we all know what falls into the category, but nobody seems to care.

> R. M. Renfield, ætat 59.
Hey, we know that guy from trope site!

>Sanguine temperament
LOL ONLY LOL

not much to say about this one lmao

Don't know what Jonathan thought was gonna happen with that one.

Looks like he shoulda 🎵hired a samurai🎵

More Renfield, eh? Still very curious about what this guy's deal actually is, since literally all we know about him is the trope The Renfield.

They don't do much. They seem to be very aggressive about not doing much, actually.

Hm, spiders. A good use of the flies, if he can't keep them, though given that he's just farming more, it maybe doesn't solve the problem. Renfield sure is a strange person!

BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU

Not quite, but John's actually doing something now - he sneaky sneak into Drac's room.

TIL that the word "loophole" originally referred to an architectural feature.

And he finds Drac deadsleep in a coffin... If this weren't the original unbuilt version of Dracula, we'd be screaming at him for not killing the vamp right there.

"Oh, don't let me keep you!"
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"Do head right out any time!"
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Well, that has gross implications :D

Even grosser than what's outright stated, that is :D