[Literature] We're making a goddamn Dracula Daily thread.

[wingedcatgirl]

May 8: Jonathan learns that shaving can get dicey

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Dracula: *flips out, nearly attacks Jonathan and stops only because of his cross, yeets his fucking shaving glass out the goddamned window*
Jonathan: very annoying

Even when our good friend realizes something's fucky he somehow is also oblivious at the same time.