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[Fin] Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread
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* Image Florien's attack!

Ugh, no! Enough of this shit! The godmodder draws two blades and slices the latest bad pun to smitheroons.

* Parried! The Godmodder takes no damage!

* Awe
tries Kabuff70% success rate
!

* Tails.EXE's defense increases!
* Knuckles.EXE is unaffected!
* Robotnik.EXE's defense increases!

* Awe's defense increases!
* Cassie is unaffected!
* Raid Florien is unaffected!
* Image Florien's defense increases!
* Political Science Florien defense increases!
* Blue Demon is unaffected!
* War's defense increases!
* Jupiter is unaffected!
* Playing's defense increases!


Little blue auras of energy fill the fighters' bodies, and they feel themselves becoming more resistant to attack.

* Awe
tries HealMore60% success rate
!

* Tails.EXE is unaffected!
* Knuckles.EXE is unaffected!

* Cassie is fully healed!
* Image Florien is fully healed!
* Political Science Florien is unaffected!
* Blue Demon is unaffected!
* War is fully healed!

* Well, that was straightforward. Uh.

* Cassie's Quadruple Quarrel IV!


A fourth avatar of corruption and glitchy hell appears, ready to punch anyone in the goddamned face.

* Political Science Florien's War of Aggression!

The Godmodder is suddenly set upon by a barrage of tanks and drones, and they immediately strike back with their many many katanas, cleanly bisecting every last one of them. ... Eventually. They take a lot of hits in the meantime, though.

* The Godmodder takes 62 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 67 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 52 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 49 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 61 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 59 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 62 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 58 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 50 explosive damage!
* The Godmodder takes 62 explosive damage!

* Image Florien's Sanity-Destroying Image!


What? Seriously? That joke is so... cringe... Despite their intent of just laughing it off, the Godmodder winces visibly as the psychic tendrils tear at their mind.

* Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 3,950 psychic damage!
* The Godmodder suffers the effect of Psychic Vulnerability Up!

* Blue Demon's Demonic Blood Sword!
* Blue Demon takes 35 bleeding damage!


That looks like it hurt like hell, but now Blue Demon has a cool weapon, so it's hard to say if it was good or bad.

* War's Mega Strike! War's Omega Charge! COMBO!
* The Godmodder takes 410 slicing damage!


Not entirely sure what that was, but it looked cool and hit hard, so hey!

* MX's attack!

A corrupted plumber emerges from between the dimensions (alongside some kid) and begins swinging like the madman he apparently is.

* The Godmodder takes 108 pummeling damage!

And while the Godmodder's distracted with that, Cassie finishes his ritual and unleashes his true summon...

* Cassie's Quadruple Quarrel Finish!

... Hm. Curious. This hedgehog looks startlingly harmless.



Lacking any interesting ideas, Tails.EXE decides to just copy Awe.

* Tails.EXE tries
HealMore30% success rate!
!
*... it failed on everyone?! Come on, RNG, throw us a goddamn bone here -

* Knuckles.EXE's attack!


Having spent the last turn in deep contemplation, Knuckles.EXE has figured out an absolutely unavoidable move to use against the Godmodder... chucking rocks at him!

* The Godmodder takes 9 bludgeoning damage!

... hey, nobody said it was hard-hitting, just unavoidable.

* Robotnik.EXE's heal! Tails.EXE is fully healed!

* Xenophanes's attack!


This guy looks pissed that the Godmodder is going around the place with delusions of grandeur. That's his job! He gets up in their face and shrieks like a motherf-

* It's super effective! The Godmodder takes 339 psychic damage!

* Sunky did a thing!


...? It didn't seem to have any immediate effect. Something clearly just happened, though.


* The Godmodder's attack!

Now I'm fucking pissed.

They pull two sniper rifles out of their back pocket and dual-wield them, blasting Image Florien and Sunky!

* Image Florien takes 86 damage!
* Sunky takes %$(#*&%(@)# damgage damagae damageBut there was no target!


What

In a flash, Sunky is behind the Godmodder, spin-attacking them right in the back.

* Critical direct hit! The Godmodder takes 1,920 slicing damage!



* Image Florien takes 10 grossout damage!
* Jupiter takes 0 grossout damage! (21 shielded)

* The Godmodder takes 223 damage from poison!


Godmodder: 978,573/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- PSYCHIC VULNERABILITY UP

Tails.EXE: 100/100 -- BUFFED
Knuckles.EXE: 36/100
Robotnik.EXE: 100/100 -- BUFFED
Xenophanes: 100/100
Sunky.MPEG: 100/100

Awe: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- BUFFED
Cassie: 100/100
MX: 100/100
BF: 100/100
Raid Florien: 100/100
Image Florien: 4/100 -- BUFFED
Political Science Florien: 16/100 -- BUFFED -- REALISTIC
Blue Demon: 15/90 -- BLOOD SWORD
War: 100/100 -- BUFFED
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/???
Playing: 100/100 -- BUFFED

Arena Effects -- STINKY FIRE

* And that's the value of stat buffs. Image Florien would've been KO'd twice there without that Kabuff.
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RE: Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread - by wingedcatgirl - 04-27-2022, 04:05:33 AM

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