[Misc] Meta Madness

[SmilyCube112]

"No, not the police. I am well aware of your exploits, and I can assure you I am not an officer of the law. I am merely someone who has allowed you to learn what occurs on the other side of what many call The Fourth Wall. But only while you're here, in the

Meta HubAn echo effect occurs whenever he says this

. I have a copy of literally all the movies, televised series, and novels in existence stored here, and can get any of them on the screen for you. Plus, there's a kitchen that enables you to create whatever meals you desire.

Or, you can choose to see something else entirely on the screens, it's all up to you! And do note that outside laws do not apply here - Just a set of rules I've imposed on the Meta Hub. Please ensure that you follow these rules - I will not be as kind to you as I am now if you break a rule, ok?"