The Murder Challenge

[TenOfSwords13]

I would have the strength to commit this act, yet as for feet, it should be obvious to you foolish mortals that such apendages are beneath me. However, I could have also stolen a pair of shoes to make prints with, so I am yet to be cleared of this clearly glorious kill.

And for the tablets the half-mortal is selling... it is very likely that they are merely fakes, that produce no effect.