04-06-2022, 10:20:10 AM
Ah, yes, my vaguely eldritch companion is, of course, right. Your fate is by popularity. Of course, I shall try to only eliminate the weakest links of you so as to leave the strongest to hold the line, but I cannot guarantee these others are willing to resist the glowie menace of whoever the hell capture...
wait the fuck I just realized you subscriber numbers don't add up. It makes no sense. You collaborate constantly, but you have no subscriber overlap. I'm thinking you might have less than twenty million subscribers between you, and how many of those are dedicated viewers? Three Million? Maybe?
Look, I need a Rogan/Sekergard type figure to air me, but an audience of three million to risk of life? This is not where I want to be. To get a Rogan or a Sekergard to air me, I would risk this, but not for this bad advertising crap. This isn't even scary, I promise you, this possession crap, this murder, it's stupid. And this is being broadcast? Haelas save me, this is the worst publicity stunt since my dad tried to boost his company's reputation by hiring mercenaries to go to war against the Twelfth Company... Though those lost-media freaks are probably going to be sexually aroused by the difficulty of finding this unlikely-to-remain-up video.
Anyway, Mizheldtiv, I recommend you take my Hormone Boosting Pills to make your link stronger and less dangerous to be in. Fifty dollars per unit. That's along with the anti-possession pills. Both are clinically studied, I promise you. Not endorsed by the FDA, but they're corporate and glowie, like I was saying earlier. It is too easy to get approval if a prior thing is already in the system, so I avoid using the FDA like I avoid the assassins the government sends after me.
After saying "wait the fuck", Bywyn's accent drifts rather quickly into one which seems vaguely Mid-Atlantic before returning to the original, somewhat strange one when switching to pitch mode to sell some stuff with thinly veiled threats.
wait the fuck I just realized you subscriber numbers don't add up. It makes no sense. You collaborate constantly, but you have no subscriber overlap. I'm thinking you might have less than twenty million subscribers between you, and how many of those are dedicated viewers? Three Million? Maybe?
Look, I need a Rogan/Sekergard type figure to air me, but an audience of three million to risk of life? This is not where I want to be. To get a Rogan or a Sekergard to air me, I would risk this, but not for this bad advertising crap. This isn't even scary, I promise you, this possession crap, this murder, it's stupid. And this is being broadcast? Haelas save me, this is the worst publicity stunt since my dad tried to boost his company's reputation by hiring mercenaries to go to war against the Twelfth Company... Though those lost-media freaks are probably going to be sexually aroused by the difficulty of finding this unlikely-to-remain-up video.
Anyway, Mizheldtiv, I recommend you take my Hormone Boosting Pills to make your link stronger and less dangerous to be in. Fifty dollars per unit. That's along with the anti-possession pills. Both are clinically studied, I promise you. Not endorsed by the FDA, but they're corporate and glowie, like I was saying earlier. It is too easy to get approval if a prior thing is already in the system, so I avoid using the FDA like I avoid the assassins the government sends after me.
After saying "wait the fuck", Bywyn's accent drifts rather quickly into one which seems vaguely Mid-Atlantic before returning to the original, somewhat strange one when switching to pitch mode to sell some stuff with thinly veiled threats.
I am the They who says it!