04-04-2022, 14:58:32 PM
Mettaton tries to ponder why he would captured and thrown into prison
"I NEARLY KILLED A HUMAN, BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR SHOW! THEN I ACTUALLY KILLED A HUMAN, BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE MY PROGRAMMING WAS REWRITTEN BY EVIL ALIENS... AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, DARLINGS!"
The robot goes silent for a second, as if he remembered an unpleasant memory.
"ANYWAYS... MOVING ON! ALWAYS WONDERED HOW I BECAME THE RICHEST MONSTER IN THE UNDERGROUND IN TWO WEEKS? WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT! I COULD COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I COMMITTED TAX EVASION ON MY HANDS!"
Mettaton holds up his hands with the fingers splayed. He probably dodged taxes more than 10 times, but revealing the actual number will most likely end in the IRS arresting him.
"I NEARLY KILLED A HUMAN, BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR SHOW! THEN I ACTUALLY KILLED A HUMAN, BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE MY PROGRAMMING WAS REWRITTEN BY EVIL ALIENS... AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT, DARLINGS!"
The robot goes silent for a second, as if he remembered an unpleasant memory.
"ANYWAYS... MOVING ON! ALWAYS WONDERED HOW I BECAME THE RICHEST MONSTER IN THE UNDERGROUND IN TWO WEEKS? WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT! I COULD COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I COMMITTED TAX EVASION ON MY HANDS!"
Mettaton holds up his hands with the fingers splayed. He probably dodged taxes more than 10 times, but revealing the actual number will most likely end in the IRS arresting him.