04-01-2022, 06:31:47 AM
A wild Florien zones in, armed only with bullshit mechanics and increasingly deranged-sounding theories about various works of fiction. And a critrate somehow over one hundred percent due to a bizarre combination of unexpiring buffs and equipment. And magic. And a lot of weapons actually.
"Wait so I can charge three distinct attacks AND attack at the same time? Sounds potentially dangerous. Like the British Mafia in every muder mystery show ever."
Calling upon ancestral powers of lead DOT providing and DPS Parsefucking, from the game of the week-long raid, the Florien quickly drops two DOTs and fires its burnbar, while renaming a pet skeleton "MP" to steal DPS in the parse, Everquesting the shit out of everything.
Poison-based dot [1/6]
Necrotic-based dot [1/6]
Creditstealing Pet [1/3]
"Bless clicky, bless clicky, bless clicky, critrate buff, critrate buff, crit damage buff, crit damage buff, resist drop, vulnerabalize, snare, weaken, BOOM, Lifeburn, lifetap, gingerbread pet from the one holiday event three years ago, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky, clicky, nuke, nuke, big nuke, modrod to recover mana, swarmpet, petbuff, feigndeath to drop aggro... BLEH I AM DEAD"
A hail of PS2 looking spell effects fly around the battlefield, most of the negative looking ones targeting the Godmodder, along with an army of tiny skeletons and one big skeleton all viciously swarming towards the Godmodder, as the Florien fakes its own death to avoid taxes (and death)
"Wait so I can charge three distinct attacks AND attack at the same time? Sounds potentially dangerous. Like the British Mafia in every muder mystery show ever."
Calling upon ancestral powers of lead DOT providing and DPS Parsefucking, from the game of the week-long raid, the Florien quickly drops two DOTs and fires its burnbar, while renaming a pet skeleton "MP" to steal DPS in the parse, Everquesting the shit out of everything.
Poison-based dot [1/6]
Necrotic-based dot [1/6]
Creditstealing Pet [1/3]
"Bless clicky, bless clicky, bless clicky, critrate buff, critrate buff, crit damage buff, crit damage buff, resist drop, vulnerabalize, snare, weaken, BOOM, Lifeburn, lifetap, gingerbread pet from the one holiday event three years ago, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky for tiny nuke, clicky, clicky, nuke, nuke, big nuke, modrod to recover mana, swarmpet, petbuff, feigndeath to drop aggro... BLEH I AM DEAD"
A hail of PS2 looking spell effects fly around the battlefield, most of the negative looking ones targeting the Godmodder, along with an army of tiny skeletons and one big skeleton all viciously swarming towards the Godmodder, as the Florien fakes its own death to avoid taxes (and death)
I am the They who says it!