01-26-2022, 12:17:22 PM
The Steverino Planerino
1. Huh... I COULD use the tank for this but you said "without arousing undue attention" heh, arouse so... guess I'll have to go with Mission Impossible-ing this. Uh, preferably without the theme. That's definitely gonna draw attention, movie's unrealistic as hell on that front. But yeah, yeah, sneak around, do some cool shit, get to the files, all that jazz.
2. I mean, it's gotta be in alphabetical order, right? Come on, I didn't fail kindergarten, NOBODY fails kindergarten. And if it's not then reverse alphabetical order. And if that doesn't work I'm just gonna start making up letters. Maybe it's under the letter "goomph" or something. All else fails... uh, I dunno, whack it? Works with TVs.
3. Now this? This is where the tank comes in. So I put the tank on autopilot and let it crash through the wall, riiiiiiiiiight behind the filing cabinets with the lists in 'em. I'll be nice and unsafe outside the tank, screaming "IT'S OUT OF CONTROL" and yadda yadda. And then I'll save the day by hopping in it - listen I've done this a million times before so I KNOW what I'm doing - and turn it off. Boom, done.
4. Ugh, forgot I gotta deal with that broad. Eh, whatever, it's easy! I'll lie that it malfunctioned and went out of control, riiiight to that old bitch's face! Then I'll just make it look like I'm repairing the tank and probably angrily mumble a thing or two about the military budget.
2. I mean, it's gotta be in alphabetical order, right? Come on, I didn't fail kindergarten, NOBODY fails kindergarten. And if it's not then reverse alphabetical order. And if that doesn't work I'm just gonna start making up letters. Maybe it's under the letter "goomph" or something. All else fails... uh, I dunno, whack it? Works with TVs.
3. Now this? This is where the tank comes in. So I put the tank on autopilot and let it crash through the wall, riiiiiiiiiight behind the filing cabinets with the lists in 'em. I'll be nice and unsafe outside the tank, screaming "IT'S OUT OF CONTROL" and yadda yadda. And then I'll save the day by hopping in it - listen I've done this a million times before so I KNOW what I'm doing - and turn it off. Boom, done.
4. Ugh, forgot I gotta deal with that broad. Eh, whatever, it's easy! I'll lie that it malfunctioned and went out of control, riiiight to that old bitch's face! Then I'll just make it look like I'm repairing the tank and probably angrily mumble a thing or two about the military budget.
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual