01-04-2022, 17:22:09 PM
"I've been up this WHOLE TIME!!"
Magane is a hard worker, you silly stupid little bitch! This whole time she's been cracking away at her corpses!
Just that she's been asleep while doing it is all.
"So lessee... facts and tips! Pshhhh, easyyyyy, here ya go!"
Magane immediately hands over a filled out form. Was this done in advance...?
Two True Facts About Sendri
Two Tips You Can Use To Serve Your Great Nation!
Magane is a hard worker, you silly stupid little bitch! This whole time she's been cracking away at her corpses!
Just that she's been asleep while doing it is all.
"So lessee... facts and tips! Pshhhh, easyyyyy, here ya go!"
Magane immediately hands over a filled out form. Was this done in advance...?
Two True Facts About Sendri
- Did you know that our great leader, once upon a time, drove a species of dolphin to extinction? You see, these dolphins were violent murderers species-wide, and revealed their new plans to kill the planet so they have more room to be dolphins. In response, Sendri killed them all and saved the world! The process took two days.
- Sendri actually invented the toothbrush. You see, before their time, you had to brush your teeth with a hedgehog! Had to grab a wild one every day to run along your teeth. A frustrated Sendri eventually realized that you can just take the quills from a hedgehog, put it on a brush, and just use that instead! "But don't toothbrushes use synthetic plastic for their hairs?" Interesting question. And the answer is no!
Two Tips You Can Use To Serve Your Great Nation!
- Only eat meat on Fridays. This is to give the hard working vegetation of the country a day off! They then use this new time to relax and grow even better, which in turn makes the plants in your home better. But more importantly, it makes the plants in the great government better. And who cares what a dumb cow thinks anyway?! Their fault for being made of meat.
- Collect the corpses of any bugs you see. Bugs are the greatest litterer the world knows. Selfishly dying, millions a day. Be responsible and clean up after their irresponsible choice of death location. Also be sure to ship the bugs you find to the enemies of our nation! That way they're littering that country instead of ours.
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"