Meanwhile, the Florie/ans have seized the Pizza through unexplained means! Well, unexplained in the sense that when you read that first sentence, the explanation has not yet been read. The explanation, of course, is that they use legal means! The argument is that they are the last people with good title to the Pizza, considering that they are the most recent person to acquire the Pizza legally in this iteration of the universe. This argument, surprisingly, works. There's a wide array of Pizza-Pursuing Law on a multiversal scale considering the problems caused by the activity. The Pizza now obtained through Legal Means once more, the Florie/ans stuff the Pizza in a briefcase... which they immediately lose on a subway. The briefcase then is lost to time, travelling far and wide, before it ends up in the hands of...
I am the They who says it!

