Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Zanreo]

Event Time

1. (Player1) (selects/selects/selects/selects/select1) pipes and piping materials.
   
2. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) very disgusted with the trashy (Player2). (Vietcrystal)
   
3. (Player1) (puts/puts/puts/puts/put1) (Player2)'s source material through several layers of Google Translate.
   
4. (Player1) (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) (a/a/a/a/1) pocket watc(h/h/h/h/hes1) to steal time.
   
5. (Player1) (borrows/borrows/borrows/borrows/borrow1) (Player2)'s (car/car/car/car/cars2) for the day without telling [typeB2], and (Player2) freaks out when realizing [typeC2] car is missing.
   
6. (Player1) and (Player2) go camping, but after setting up the tent, (Player2) (sees/sees/sees/sees/see2) (Player1)'s (face/face/face/face/faces1) on the wall when opening the door.
   
7. (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) to borrow (Player2)'s CD player, and (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) it to play a CD labeled "Do Not Disturb".
   
8. (Player1) (fights/fights/fights/fights/fight1) (Player2) in a fast-food restaurant, and (beats/beats/beats/beats/beat2) [typeB2] up before leaving with [typeC2] food. (this and the 5 above are from Text Synth-generated stuff)
   
9. (Player1) (cosplays/cosplays/cosplays/cosplays/cosplay1) as (Player2).
   
10. (Player1) drink(s/s/s/s/1) a kettle of boiling water and punch(es/es/es/es/1) out (Player2). (from a Yakuza modelswap) (Not fatal for P1)
    
11. After (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2), (Player3) (revives/revives/revives/revives/revive3) (Player2) just to kill [typeB2] [typeD3]. (P3 kills P2, basically P3 "steals" P1's kill)
    
12. (Player1) search(es/es/es/es/1) for fanart of [typeD1] and approve(s/s/s/s/1) of what [typeA1] sees.
    
13. As (Player1) attack(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player2) pull(s/s/s/s/2) out an Uno Reverse card to reflect the attac(k/k/k/k/ks1) back at [typeB1], killing [typeB1].
    
14. As (Player1) attack(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player2) pull(s/s/s/s/1) out an Uno Reverse card to reflect the attac(k/k/k/k/ks1) back at [typeB1]. (non-fatal)
    
15. As (Player1) insult(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player2) pull(s/s/s/s/1) out an Uno Reverse card to reflect the insul(t/t/t/t/ts1) back at [typeB1].
    
16. After stealing from (Player1)'s shop, (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) only known as "(THIEF/THIEF/THIEF/THIEF/THIEVES1)". (Link's Awakening)
    
17. (Player1) practise(s/s/s/s/1) a new language by tattooing random words and phrases onto [typeD1]. (Textsynth thing again lol)
    
18. (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) the floor of [typeC1] camp completely covered in towels. (EXE 2)
    
19. Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down (Player1)'s (spine/spine/spine/spine/spines1).
    
20. (Player1) chase(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with (a/a/a/a/1) burning stic(k/k/k/k/ks1), but (Player2) put(s/s/s/s/2) (it/it/it/it/them2) out by throwing sand at (it/it/it/it/them2). (YFF 3)
    
21. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) break into an abandoned building and spraypaint memes on the walls. (Malletronpa)
    
22. (Player1) disguise(s/s/s/s/1) as (Player2) after capturing [typeB2], but (Player3) realize(s/s/s/s/3) "(Player2)" (is an/is an/is an/is an/are1) imposto(r/r/r/r/rs1) upon seeing [typeB1] drink something (Player2) hate(s/s/s/s/2), and threaten(s/s/s/s/3) [typeB1] to make [typeB1] show where the real (Player2) is. (Chargeman Ken)
    
23. (Player1) can not fuck up for this. (the game "Download")
    
24. (Player1) throw(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) towards a microwave head-first, [typeC2] hea(d/d/d/d/ds2) breaking through, and (Player3) turn(s/s/s/s/3) it on. (Yakuza)
    
25. (Player1) mail(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] to (Player2) via email attachment. (Hare + Guu)
    
26. (Player1) step(s/s/s/s/1) on (a/a/a/a/1) Leg(o/o/o/o/os1).
    
27. (Player1) run(s/s/s/s/1) towards (Player2) to hug [typeB2], but (Player2) move(s/s/s/s/2) out of the way and (Player1) crash(es/es/es/es/1) into a tree.
    
28. (Player1) come(s/s/s/s/1) across a bootleg toy of [typeD1]. [TypeA1] find(s/s/s/s/1) it hilarious.
    
29. (Player1) come(s/s/s/s/1) across a bootleg toy of [typeD1]. [TypeA1] find(s/s/s/s/1) it insulting.
    
30. (Player1) hang(s/s/s/s/1) up a poster saying "Friendship ended with (Player2), now (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) my best frien(d/d/d/d/ds3)".