02-06-2021, 01:40:24 AM
It's been over a week... let's get this back up again lol
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 3
It's Shitass's turn. He punches the Dice Block and breaks it as a 4 drops out of it. He passes by the Capsule Machine and ends up landing on an Event Space. Stomping out of the camp is a Bully..
Bully: Hey you! I've got a sweet dog whistle! It's yours for 20 coins!
Shitass shakes his head like crazy.
Bully: Hurh?! It's a no-go? Whatever, then. Get lost, bub.
Shitass turns his back on the Bully and starts and stops sneaking rapidly as the Bully leaves.
It's Henry's turn. He pulls out a scoped rifle and shoots the Dice Block. The Dice Block bleeds out a 8. After picking up a Super Mushroom Orb from an Orb Space, he ignores the Capsule Machine on his way and stops on a Blue Space, getting 3 coins.
Super Mushroom Orb - Allows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 5. He ignores the Capsule Machine as he inches closer to the area where a trio of HOC Tactical Dolls were lying around.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Boyfriend pays the HOC dolls 10 coins so he can land somewhere on the top left island.. As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie places a metal helmet on Boyfriend on top of his baseball cap, he is loaded into the mortar like a cannon as the HOC doll with hair over one of her eyes attempts to fire the mortar with him as ammunition.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
The Boyfriend wants to land one space before the star, but he whiffs the landing by a long shot and lands 3 spaces ahead of it. He moves one space and stops on a Blue Space, getting 3 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 6. He passes over the Orb Space which gives him a Lakitu Orb. He stops just at the other end of the bridge, where he stops on a Red Space and loses 3 of his coins.
Lakitu Orb - Allows the player to target any of their opponents to steal a random item in their inventory.
It's the mutes against the unwilling part-timer! What's this 1vs3 going to be?
Turn 3 Mini-Game - Coconut Conk (video of minigame)
Michael finds himself stuck inside a barrel. Behind the foliage are the other three players and a Kremling, who tells them about the minigame. As the trio climb up the palm trees, they start ground pounds like Amelia Watson on the hunt for mothers as the minigame starts.
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 3
It's Shitass's turn. He punches the Dice Block and breaks it as a 4 drops out of it. He passes by the Capsule Machine and ends up landing on an Event Space. Stomping out of the camp is a Bully..
Bully: Hey you! I've got a sweet dog whistle! It's yours for 20 coins!
Shitass shakes his head like crazy.
Bully: Hurh?! It's a no-go? Whatever, then. Get lost, bub.
Shitass turns his back on the Bully and starts and stops sneaking rapidly as the Bully leaves.
It's Henry's turn. He pulls out a scoped rifle and shoots the Dice Block. The Dice Block bleeds out a 8. After picking up a Super Mushroom Orb from an Orb Space, he ignores the Capsule Machine on his way and stops on a Blue Space, getting 3 coins.
Super Mushroom Orb - Allows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 5. He ignores the Capsule Machine as he inches closer to the area where a trio of HOC Tactical Dolls were lying around.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Boyfriend pays the HOC dolls 10 coins so he can land somewhere on the top left island.. As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie places a metal helmet on Boyfriend on top of his baseball cap, he is loaded into the mortar like a cannon as the HOC doll with hair over one of her eyes attempts to fire the mortar with him as ammunition.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
The Boyfriend wants to land one space before the star, but he whiffs the landing by a long shot and lands 3 spaces ahead of it. He moves one space and stops on a Blue Space, getting 3 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 6. He passes over the Orb Space which gives him a Lakitu Orb. He stops just at the other end of the bridge, where he stops on a Red Space and loses 3 of his coins.
Lakitu Orb - Allows the player to target any of their opponents to steal a random item in their inventory.
It's the mutes against the unwilling part-timer! What's this 1vs3 going to be?
Turn 3 Mini-Game - Coconut Conk (video of minigame)
Michael finds himself stuck inside a barrel. Behind the foliage are the other three players and a Kremling, who tells them about the minigame. As the trio climb up the palm trees, they start ground pounds like Amelia Watson on the hunt for mothers as the minigame starts.
- After rolling around in the barrel for most of the mini-game, Shitass manages to ground pound on a palm tree that knocks him out cold with a coconut as the barrel breaks.
Turn 3 Map and Player Status
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