09-01-2021, 09:15:06 AM
Only to immediately get executed by the townsfolk for being a suspicious outsider who arrived at the same time their livestock started dying. The real reason the livestock started dying, of course, was that Florien and Florian (who are there in the past for some reason) accidently dumped large quantities of saltpeter in the water during an attempt to manufacture gunpowder, killing all the sheep. The pair swoop in with gunpowder weaponry and a small mercenary army, and claim the Pizza while razing the village to the ground for no particular reason.
I am the They who says it!