Last Summer

[MadeOfMilk]

Dale - 2
Do you even shoot, bro? Dale's just fucking up right and left - did he not eat enough carrots when he was growing up? Should've listened to his mother in that regard.
HOW COULD YOU MISS? HE WAS 3 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

Quinn - 6
A goddamn wiz kid, this one is. Not only is he super accurate, he's managed to do some impromptu parkour while trying to shoot people. Ow, his everything.

Sharles - 1
The college dropout didn't even wait for an answer for this one. Sharles shot himself in the fucking face. Too bad infrared lasers can't even hurt you, so their efforts were in vain.

Gumball - 6
You're a natural... but for the love of god, enough with trying to laser bomb people! This is laser tag, not laser bombing. He's not even playing the game right! Why don't the rules say anything about whether or not this shit is considered for disqualification?! All in all, he wins by not even playing the damn game properly.

Yuki - 4
Not too bad, not too bad at all. A few close calls that would've certainly earned her penalties, but she managed to avoid those and got a damn good score in the end.


Skyler - 2
Psychic powers do not mean you have an upper hand in this kind of thing. Stop. Please. You're embarrassing yourself.

Jason - 4
Hey, who knew having a career as a slasher movie villain would give someone the upper hand in laser tag? Nobody did, but it was certainly a boon for Jason.

And the winners are.... Quinn and [groans] Gumball Cookie...