08-23-2021, 19:47:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-23-2021, 19:50:38 PM by KungFuCutbug.
Edit Reason: ...okay fuck I can't fix the readability
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>who done did a die
[Well, the first thing you notice is some strange sticky yellow liquid splashed all over the floor in front of one of the arcade cabinets, save for an unrecognizable silhouette. It shouldn't take you very long to connect the dots from here, but in case it doesn't—slumped against the cabinet is Sollux Captor, limbless and gutted like a pig.]
"Aww, like, darn it! Looks like, the Lucky Bastard's luck has like, toootally run out!"
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY