08-20-2021, 00:55:39 AM
Dale - 5
Dale painstakingly nearly beat the game... Until he fell into a pit near the end. Jesus fucking christ that was bad. He'd rather die than play that hot garbage again. This is gonna leave a bad taste in Dale's mouth all day, as his head hurts from just how godawful those graphics were.
Quinn - 6
Good job Quinn. You beat and scored the highest on what is considered the worst video game of all time. Do you feel proud? Do you feel accomplished? Of course you don't. There is no feasible way you feel good after... whatever that was. Quinn feels disgusted at this cacophany of pixels, and will continue to be mad about it for the rest of his life.
Sollux - 2
Sollux didn't get far, as he jumped into a pit rather quickly on accident. He then tried to forget whatever it was that he just saw.
Sharles - 2
Sharles just jumped into the first pit they could find. Can't be disgusted if you immediately throw.
Gumball Cookie - 6
Gumball Cookie just shot the machine with his Gumball Cannon and walked away. Good for him.
Yuki - 6
"this is so bad. this is so bad. this is SO BAD." Yuki kept saying to herself as she begrudgingly kept playing. She beat the game, and afterward she felt hollow inside
BBH - 2
Doggone newfangled vidya gaems. Big Ben Harrison attempted to play, but "accidentally" smashed the machine's screen with his gargantuan fist. He was fine though, the Harrison family is the picture of health!
Skyler - 4
She was disgusted with what she saw. This utter mess of pixels was a headache each second. Near the end she flat out threw the challenge because who wouldn't if you were a brand new arrival like her.
Jason - 5
Jason actually put effort into this. He was actually enjoying this. He was on the final screen, and about to win.. until he fell into a pit. The machine got a screen-full of machete after that.
Dale painstakingly nearly beat the game... Until he fell into a pit near the end. Jesus fucking christ that was bad. He'd rather die than play that hot garbage again. This is gonna leave a bad taste in Dale's mouth all day, as his head hurts from just how godawful those graphics were.
Quinn - 6
Good job Quinn. You beat and scored the highest on what is considered the worst video game of all time. Do you feel proud? Do you feel accomplished? Of course you don't. There is no feasible way you feel good after... whatever that was. Quinn feels disgusted at this cacophany of pixels, and will continue to be mad about it for the rest of his life.
Sollux - 2
Sollux didn't get far, as he jumped into a pit rather quickly on accident. He then tried to forget whatever it was that he just saw.
Sharles - 2
Sharles just jumped into the first pit they could find. Can't be disgusted if you immediately throw.
Gumball Cookie - 6
Gumball Cookie just shot the machine with his Gumball Cannon and walked away. Good for him.
Yuki - 6
"this is so bad. this is so bad. this is SO BAD." Yuki kept saying to herself as she begrudgingly kept playing. She beat the game, and afterward she felt hollow inside
BBH - 2
Doggone newfangled vidya gaems. Big Ben Harrison attempted to play, but "accidentally" smashed the machine's screen with his gargantuan fist. He was fine though, the Harrison family is the picture of health!
Skyler - 4
She was disgusted with what she saw. This utter mess of pixels was a headache each second. Near the end she flat out threw the challenge because who wouldn't if you were a brand new arrival like her.
Jason - 5
Jason actually put effort into this. He was actually enjoying this. He was on the final screen, and about to win.. until he fell into a pit. The machine got a screen-full of machete after that.