08-12-2021, 02:20:32 AM
The results are in!
Dale - 6
As you reach for (and obtain) a stupidly high score, you can't help but notice you're gone deaf for a few minutes. You get a feeling this is not age-related.
Quinn - 3
Not too bad, kid! Sorry it's going to sound like everything's underwater for a bit, though.
Sollux - 6
You're in luck, you got a high score! You're not in luck, you can't hear jack shit right now!
Monster - 4
I don't know if it's lemon-monster-demon-thing anatomy but you do pretty well and get out with your hearing intact.
Sharles - 6
There's two sad realities you have to face: 1, "getting 9,999 points in Manhole" is not resume-worthy, and 2, you can't hear shit.
Gumball - 1
You can't help but wonder - where did you go wrong? Why can't you beat a simple handheld video game? Everyone else got fairly good scores, but you can barely get past the first level. You feel like you're too stupid to be playing video games, too stupid to compete with other people, too stupid to even be here... maybe there's a pack of razor blades in the utility closet? A rope, perhaps? Something, just something to rid the world of one less hopeless idiot. It's not like anyone's going to miss you, anyways~
Yuki - 2
Ow, ow, ow, ow, OW. Yeah, your ears are going to be ringing for *weeks* even though all you heard the Game & Watch make was simple beeps and boops.... the hell is up with these things?
Lars - 6
Surrounded by silence, you can't help but feel a rush of euphoria seeing the 9,999 up in the corner on the tiny LCD. You can't help but wonder where the sound went, though...
BBH - 4
Not too bad for someone from the late 1800s! You don't get the hubub about hearing loss, either. Why, your hearing's as good as it ever has been! Those whippersnappers from 1983 must be weak!
Setsuka - 4
You get a good score. Not as perfect as you would've liked it, but hey, this is video games, not billiards. Maybe one day you'll get the hang of it and beat the others, right?
Jason - 2
....Damn, dude, might want to stick to shanking teenagers doing the do in dark, isolated places. Because boy howdy that was bad. But hey, at least your pride's not doing as badly as your ears are right now.
Dale - 6
As you reach for (and obtain) a stupidly high score, you can't help but notice you're gone deaf for a few minutes. You get a feeling this is not age-related.
Quinn - 3
Not too bad, kid! Sorry it's going to sound like everything's underwater for a bit, though.
Sollux - 6
You're in luck, you got a high score! You're not in luck, you can't hear jack shit right now!
Monster - 4
I don't know if it's lemon-monster-demon-thing anatomy but you do pretty well and get out with your hearing intact.
Sharles - 6
There's two sad realities you have to face: 1, "getting 9,999 points in Manhole" is not resume-worthy, and 2, you can't hear shit.
Gumball - 1
You can't help but wonder - where did you go wrong? Why can't you beat a simple handheld video game? Everyone else got fairly good scores, but you can barely get past the first level. You feel like you're too stupid to be playing video games, too stupid to compete with other people, too stupid to even be here... maybe there's a pack of razor blades in the utility closet? A rope, perhaps? Something, just something to rid the world of one less hopeless idiot. It's not like anyone's going to miss you, anyways~
Yuki - 2
Ow, ow, ow, ow, OW. Yeah, your ears are going to be ringing for *weeks* even though all you heard the Game & Watch make was simple beeps and boops.... the hell is up with these things?
Lars - 6
Surrounded by silence, you can't help but feel a rush of euphoria seeing the 9,999 up in the corner on the tiny LCD. You can't help but wonder where the sound went, though...
BBH - 4
Not too bad for someone from the late 1800s! You don't get the hubub about hearing loss, either. Why, your hearing's as good as it ever has been! Those whippersnappers from 1983 must be weak!
Setsuka - 4
You get a good score. Not as perfect as you would've liked it, but hey, this is video games, not billiards. Maybe one day you'll get the hang of it and beat the others, right?
Jason - 2
....Damn, dude, might want to stick to shanking teenagers doing the do in dark, isolated places. Because boy howdy that was bad. But hey, at least your pride's not doing as badly as your ears are right now.
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