08-03-2021, 01:19:46 AM
Dale - 1
Wait, what? What's this cabinet you're standing in front of? What did they say about men in black? Shit, is that them? They have handcuffs? And tranquilizer darts? Of course, they're not actually there, it's just a hallucination, but in the moment you don't know that, all you see are CIA agents heading straight towards you.
Quinn - 3
You did.... fine, really. Your thoughts are a bit fuzzy, but you still managed to do pretty well.
Sollux - 6
Jumping Jesus on a jetski, dude. Not only were you unaffected by the game and got a high score.... the cabinet exploded. Oh well, the save data can still be salvaged, right? Right?
Monster - 2
Your mind is definitely drawing some blanks there, but you still did... okay-ish. You'd do better if you didn't see a familiar blue-haired man and his red-clad lady out of the corner of your eye...
Sharles - 2
...What is this game and why are you playing it? You don't remember. But hey, you got to shoot at funny number asteroids I guess.
Gumball Cookie - 4
Yo, nice score! You feel a little strange, but you chalk it up to playing a game with flashing lights in a darkened room.
Yuki - 1
Your practice meant nothing - not that you remember previously playing it now. Or playing it at all. Why are you standing in front of a random-ass cabinet? Who are these shadow people? What is this stretched, distorted, eyeless face on the screen-
Tempests - 2
None of you seem to have brought your A-game today. Within your crowded collective mind, you cannot help but feel all of you won't be sleeping well tonight....
Selen(ium) - 6
Well put me in a dress and call me Sally, you knocked it out of the ballpark... wait, did the machine just vanish into thin air? Is the game supposed to do that? How does it work with the laws of physics and chemistry? What's the math behind this? The law of conservation of energy? You stand there, stunned, essentially becoming a real-life version of the "confused math lady" meme.
Lars - 4
Not bad, kid! Maybe you hadn't gotten as good of a score as you thought you would, but you still did pretty damn well.
BBH - 1
You haven't even gotten past the title screen. Fucking electrical amusement machines, how do they work?!
Setsuka - 4
You may be better at billiards than blasting asteroids, but you certainly had the balls to get pretty far and get a good score.
Jason - 1
You will now dream of yet another Freddy vs. Jason film. The horror!
Libre - 1
What the hell? What are you doing? Why are you doing this? Why do you feel nauseous? Why does this feel so repetitive? Why do you feel more awake than before? Why...
Well, uh... congratulations to Selen(ium) and Sollux. Double S's. Like a snake. Sssssssss... anyway, I'm getting off track on stupid shit, you two win! And what do you win? Uh... nothing.
Wait, what? What's this cabinet you're standing in front of? What did they say about men in black? Shit, is that them? They have handcuffs? And tranquilizer darts? Of course, they're not actually there, it's just a hallucination, but in the moment you don't know that, all you see are CIA agents heading straight towards you.
Quinn - 3
You did.... fine, really. Your thoughts are a bit fuzzy, but you still managed to do pretty well.
Sollux - 6
Jumping Jesus on a jetski, dude. Not only were you unaffected by the game and got a high score.... the cabinet exploded. Oh well, the save data can still be salvaged, right? Right?
Monster - 2
Your mind is definitely drawing some blanks there, but you still did... okay-ish. You'd do better if you didn't see a familiar blue-haired man and his red-clad lady out of the corner of your eye...
Sharles - 2
...What is this game and why are you playing it? You don't remember. But hey, you got to shoot at funny number asteroids I guess.
Gumball Cookie - 4
Yo, nice score! You feel a little strange, but you chalk it up to playing a game with flashing lights in a darkened room.
Yuki - 1
Your practice meant nothing - not that you remember previously playing it now. Or playing it at all. Why are you standing in front of a random-ass cabinet? Who are these shadow people? What is this stretched, distorted, eyeless face on the screen-
Tempests - 2
None of you seem to have brought your A-game today. Within your crowded collective mind, you cannot help but feel all of you won't be sleeping well tonight....
Selen(ium) - 6
Well put me in a dress and call me Sally, you knocked it out of the ballpark... wait, did the machine just vanish into thin air? Is the game supposed to do that? How does it work with the laws of physics and chemistry? What's the math behind this? The law of conservation of energy? You stand there, stunned, essentially becoming a real-life version of the "confused math lady" meme.
Lars - 4
Not bad, kid! Maybe you hadn't gotten as good of a score as you thought you would, but you still did pretty damn well.
BBH - 1
You haven't even gotten past the title screen. Fucking electrical amusement machines, how do they work?!
Setsuka - 4
You may be better at billiards than blasting asteroids, but you certainly had the balls to get pretty far and get a good score.
Jason - 1
You will now dream of yet another Freddy vs. Jason film. The horror!
Libre - 1
What the hell? What are you doing? Why are you doing this? Why do you feel nauseous? Why does this feel so repetitive? Why do you feel more awake than before? Why...
Well, uh... congratulations to Selen(ium) and Sollux. Double S's. Like a snake. Sssssssss... anyway, I'm getting off track on stupid shit, you two win! And what do you win? Uh... nothing.
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