08-01-2021, 21:13:02 PM
[As everybody awakens, a young and rather plump woman stands in front of the front doors, which have been barred off with beams of wood and steel, preventing anyone from exiting. She looks gaudy as hell, what with her ridiculously neon outfit, the bright magenta streak in her uber-curly blond hair, and most noticeably her pink heart-shaped sunglasses. She waves cheerfully to the others, a happy yet somewhat off smile on her face.]
"Hiiiiiii!! Welcome to like, the coolest arcade in all of the 1980s midwest: the Weeping Willow Arcade! You're all like, toootally in for like, one of the coolest games ever while you're all like, here and stuff. I'll like, toootally tell you all about it in like, just a little bit!"
[Good lord, she sounds obnoxious, too. What have you gotten yourselves into?]
"Hiiiiiii!! Welcome to like, the coolest arcade in all of the 1980s midwest: the Weeping Willow Arcade! You're all like, toootally in for like, one of the coolest games ever while you're all like, here and stuff. I'll like, toootally tell you all about it in like, just a little bit!"
[Good lord, she sounds obnoxious, too. What have you gotten yourselves into?]
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY