[Fin] Murder in the Mountains (End)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Then explain and I'll listen if you want, ok? I'm not heartless. Just... protective when there's a reason to be.

All right. You want my story, I'll give it to you. It was like 11 years ago, all right? Lost my damn job. My wife left me, took the kid to live with her, left me totally stranded. Had all these bills to pay and no support at all whatsoever. So I had this idea, to commit a little robbery. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking, but just hear me out. I went in, with my gun handy, Lloyd then pulls out his gun for dramatic effect, Demanded the clerk to hand over the money. He opened up the cash register and put it all in the bag. And then all of a sudden, I heard the sirens coming closer and closer, which scared the hell out of me and next thing I knew, BANG!!!! I quickly looked over, and saw the clerk's head burst open like a ripe watermelon. I was freaking out real bad. My fucking gun just went off. Don't know how the hell that happened. But I tried to take all the money I can and jet, but I got captured by police and sentenced. They charged me for armed robbery and the homicide, which I find a little unfair. Yes, I will own up to the robbery, because I was desperate for money, but getting me for murder was totally unfair! I certainly didn't mean to kill the guy, you know? Just seeing his head open up like that just scared the fuck outta me. But did the judge care? No! Did the jury care? No! Did my lousy-ass attorney care? NO!!! So I get sentenced to life in prison for something that was a total accident. I felt like I did my time and I had to get out of here. I feel bad as hell as it is between ruining my life and accidentally killing someone, I just couldn't rot in there anymore. I just couldn't take it anymore. You can all think what you want of me, but I'm just ready to start my life anew again. And I sure as hell won't let these cultists kill me!