Bottled Time

[TalesofUnder]

I... IIIII... FUCK IT!

(With his remaining hand, Nikei tosses his pen into Dipper/Bill's head, stabbing and killing them.)

It's... it's over. It's finally over.

(Nikei pulls out his radio.)

Well... I've got good news. Klaus Weinberg is dead, as are all the Kronos spies. What's that? Yeah, Reisen did do a good job. Huh? Oh, yeah, makes sense.

(Nikei puts away his radio.)

Guess what, Reisen? For successfully killing the leader of Kronos, you've been promoted to a commander, just like me. Hopefully, you do well. Now, I'm just going to dig graves for everyone who died here...

(Nikei digs graves for all the dead, excluding Klaus, who he sets on fire. Their tombstones read...)

Roxy: A good dog.

Evil Jay Leno: Had a very unfortunate (but somewhat fitting) name.

Pinky and the Brain: What are they going to do today? Nothing. They're dead.

Alex and Eve: Experienced the worst form of pillow talk.

Future Luke Triton: His real name was Clive Dove. Huh.

Bill Cipher: A mad bastard.

Kennifer:

(Nikei, tears in his eyes, can't bring himself to write anything but “Godspeed, Time Cop.”)

Our transport... (sniff) should arrive in ten minutes.