07-04-2021, 22:13:51 PM
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Final Results and Epilogue
Twenty turns are over, and the grueling party has come to a close. While Muskular rattles off the rankings and collections of the four players, Captain Syrup tells them about the strange watch she was holding.
Captain Syrup: This little thing was something I found from my rival's business venture. It's been tampered with recently, and it wasn't by him or Doctor Crygor. Maybe it has some latent power. Ah well, Muskular's ready to show us the Bonus Stars.
Muskular: Without further ado, here are the three bonus stars you'll be featured with today... the first one is...
A green star with a question mark depicted on it arrives.
Muskular: The first bonus star is the Happening Star! The players who landed on the most Event Spaces are bound to win this one.
The Happening Star decided to split into two like a mirror, and spit out two stars, one for Shitass, and one for Michael. It recombined into one star again and flew off.
Muskular: A tie between Michael and Shitass apparently. Both landed on two Event Spaces each!
A cyan star with a giant block lettered M is the second Bonus Star to arrive.
Muskular: This is the Mini-Game Star, awarded to the player who has amassed the most coins during mini-games! Our lucky winner of this star is...
The Mini-Game Star rapidly swerves back and forth above the four player's heads. It stops about Boyfriend's head and relinquishes a star upon him.
Muskular: Boyfriend, with 161 coins! Pretty sick!
Boyfriend poses with a V sign as the last Bonus Star arrives. It's a red star with a Red Space redundantly stuck onto it.
Muskular: The Red Star is given to the player who managed to land on the most Red Spaces during the board. The lucky winner of this Bonus Star is...
The Red Star hovers over Henry Stickmin, leans forward, and spits out a star.
Muskular: Henry Stickmin, with 4 Red Spaces landed on!
RO635: Our mission is almost complete. So who's our most valuable player? Our best teammate?
The two maniacal commanders face the players and their cohorts. Boyfriend immediately pulls out the watch and tries to figure out what it does. A few seconds later, everyone is blinded for a few minutes. They later reawaken to see that Morden and Yegor are missing from the canyon.
Muskular: Huh. No sign of their marks anymore here. That must have pulled them through some time loop!
They forgot to address one thing: Rubicante was still around after the watch pulled out something otherworldly.. He had fled the scene vowing revenge. He may have been planning to get them back somehow...
Rory Mercury: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. That dude in the red and violet cloak pussied out and ran away.
Muskular: Rats. At least we did something at least.
RO635: Thank f*ck he's gone. Captain Syrup may have to help me find Griffin & Kryuger again, though. May we meet again, Star Spirit Soldier.
Misstar flies into the scene to tell Muskular about her predicament.
Misstar: Hello! I've been informed that we've got some terrible news! There's a realm out there with big, yellow-feathered birds and fluffy white creatures with Swooper wings.
Muskular: Yeah? So? Sounds familiar. Ol' pal Red met one of those fluffy things one time.
Misstar: The last of those element demons has major control over a certain part of it. We've got the location's name: the Gold Saucer.
Muskular: Will do! I'm pretty pooped, so you can fill in for me while we get my cohorts dismissed.
Misstar: Thank you. I shall find my way there.
As the sun sets for Muskular's little skirmish for now, the four partiers who had undertaken the mission at Wario's Battle Canyon bid farewell to the Star Spirit who has watched over them for a grueling battle against uneven odds. Misstar has undertaken the next step, this time her own luck by itself may not be enough for the next board...
Finally glad to have this board over with! Wario's Battle Canyon in Mario Party 1 is well known for being a tedious board in real life, so it's no coincidence this was filled with technical difficulties! Next board is gambling-theme, so it may not be for characters with the faint of heart... or luck... or just don't like Las Vegas clones.
I guess July 10th is when it's going to start I presume. Sit back and/or nominate during this intermission!
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Twenty turns are over, and the grueling party has come to a close. While Muskular rattles off the rankings and collections of the four players, Captain Syrup tells them about the strange watch she was holding.
Captain Syrup: This little thing was something I found from my rival's business venture. It's been tampered with recently, and it wasn't by him or Doctor Crygor. Maybe it has some latent power. Ah well, Muskular's ready to show us the Bonus Stars.
Muskular: Without further ado, here are the three bonus stars you'll be featured with today... the first one is...
A green star with a question mark depicted on it arrives.
Muskular: The first bonus star is the Happening Star! The players who landed on the most Event Spaces are bound to win this one.
The Happening Star decided to split into two like a mirror, and spit out two stars, one for Shitass, and one for Michael. It recombined into one star again and flew off.
Muskular: A tie between Michael and Shitass apparently. Both landed on two Event Spaces each!
A cyan star with a giant block lettered M is the second Bonus Star to arrive.
Muskular: This is the Mini-Game Star, awarded to the player who has amassed the most coins during mini-games! Our lucky winner of this star is...
The Mini-Game Star rapidly swerves back and forth above the four player's heads. It stops about Boyfriend's head and relinquishes a star upon him.
Muskular: Boyfriend, with 161 coins! Pretty sick!
Boyfriend poses with a V sign as the last Bonus Star arrives. It's a red star with a Red Space redundantly stuck onto it.
Muskular: The Red Star is given to the player who managed to land on the most Red Spaces during the board. The lucky winner of this Bonus Star is...
The Red Star hovers over Henry Stickmin, leans forward, and spits out a star.
Muskular: Henry Stickmin, with 4 Red Spaces landed on!
RO635: Our mission is almost complete. So who's our most valuable player? Our best teammate?
- Henry Stickmin gets fourth place, as an ochre platform rises from below him.
- Shitass gets third place, as a bronze platform rises from below him.
- Michael Afton gets second place, as a silver platform rises from below him.
- Boyfriend gets first place, as a gold platform arises from below him.
The two maniacal commanders face the players and their cohorts. Boyfriend immediately pulls out the watch and tries to figure out what it does. A few seconds later, everyone is blinded for a few minutes. They later reawaken to see that Morden and Yegor are missing from the canyon.
Muskular: Huh. No sign of their marks anymore here. That must have pulled them through some time loop!
They forgot to address one thing: Rubicante was still around after the watch pulled out something otherworldly.. He had fled the scene vowing revenge. He may have been planning to get them back somehow...
Rory Mercury: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. That dude in the red and violet cloak pussied out and ran away.
Muskular: Rats. At least we did something at least.
RO635: Thank f*ck he's gone. Captain Syrup may have to help me find Griffin & Kryuger again, though. May we meet again, Star Spirit Soldier.
Misstar flies into the scene to tell Muskular about her predicament.
Misstar: Hello! I've been informed that we've got some terrible news! There's a realm out there with big, yellow-feathered birds and fluffy white creatures with Swooper wings.
Muskular: Yeah? So? Sounds familiar. Ol' pal Red met one of those fluffy things one time.
Misstar: The last of those element demons has major control over a certain part of it. We've got the location's name: the Gold Saucer.
Muskular: Will do! I'm pretty pooped, so you can fill in for me while we get my cohorts dismissed.
Misstar: Thank you. I shall find my way there.
As the sun sets for Muskular's little skirmish for now, the four partiers who had undertaken the mission at Wario's Battle Canyon bid farewell to the Star Spirit who has watched over them for a grueling battle against uneven odds. Misstar has undertaken the next step, this time her own luck by itself may not be enough for the next board...
Finally glad to have this board over with! Wario's Battle Canyon in Mario Party 1 is well known for being a tedious board in real life, so it's no coincidence this was filled with technical difficulties! Next board is gambling-theme, so it may not be for characters with the faint of heart... or luck... or just don't like Las Vegas clones.
I guess July 10th is when it's going to start I presume. Sit back and/or nominate during this intermission!
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